*Not a well written book. don't say i didn't warn you
*written in 2020 so cringe humor
Chasity Russo is a crazy sarcastic girl who wants to live life to the fullest and doesn't care about rules. She is living her best life until a life changing even...
"We're all entitled to our own opinions," Rocco said jokingly and I threw a knife at him.
"Hey! I have a fucking child in my hands." He said.
Oh, yea.
"I'm trying to say this in the nicest way possible but I can't figure out how to say it. So." He covered Crusty's ears.
"Both of you go upstairs and fucking change or I'll shoot Stefan in both his damn legs." He threatened.
"One second darling," Maddie said and pulled me aside.
Okay so now we have to think because Rocco well we all know he's capable of shooting someone even Stefan.
"He's bluffing right?" I asked Mads.
"I don't know. Remember your ex-boyfriends." Maddie said.
"Yes...I haven't heard from them in a long time though." I replied.
"That's because Rocco killed all of them the day after he found out you were related to him." Yikes.
"But Stef is different. They're like buddy-buddy. And Stefan is related to you." I said.
"I'm not going to fucking kill him. Just shoot him so he could never walk again." Rocco said singing nursery rhymes with Crusty.
"Wait a minute. I'm his fiancée, I can technically tell him what to do." Madeline said. Yea.
"So in that case I could tell you what to do too?" Rocco asked her.
"No, onlyinbed." She mumbled really fast so crusty or I don't hear. But I have big fat ears that come in handy.
"Anyways, Chasity and I are going to the club dressed like this and do not dare and shoot Stefan or." She covers my ears but I am a master lip reader. Rocco covered crusty's ears.
They started talking.
Did she say-
"no checks for a freak?"
(Maddie actually said no sex for a week but Chasity can't read lips.)
He replied-
"Past lime I decked, I'm dot the one who bets on their bees and legs for me to but my sock in per south."
(He said- Last time I checked, I'm not the one who gets on their knees and begs for me to put my cock in her mouth.)
Huh? I hate being out of the loop.
Maddie blushed but nonetheless glared at him.
She let go of my ears and whispered something in his ears.
He looked happy, interesting.
"Fine go. But if anyone even looks at either one of you guys for longer than 2 seconds shoot them in the fucking face. Understood?" He asked.
"Yea father," Maddie said rolling her eyes. Rocco smirked at her.
Why would you smirk at her when she called him father. Isn't that an insult.
Wait a minute. EW GROSS!
"OH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MR. KRABS DON'T TELL ME YOU CALL HIM DADDY!" I cried and tried suffocating myself.
It's always the innocent ones.
I can't believe Maddie my bestie and Rocco my uggo brother get kinky in the sheets. Please kill me. I don't want to think about that.
Maddie avoided the question and looked at her phone, "Oh cool our Uber is here. Let's go to the club. Love you, sweetie!" Maddie said to crusty kissing her forehead and grabbed me. Rocco secretly gave me his gun.
"Call me if you need me to stab someone," Rocco told us as we left.
I forgot how cute Roccoline was.
I'm excited, I get to talk to hot people.
I'm just kidding, I have a boyfriend.
Don't forget that Chasity.
(Roccoline is so hot. They NEED their own book. Anyways, what's going to happen at the club ;) Long chapter ahh!)
