Chasity's POV-
"Bitch say what now?" I whispered to Stefan.
"What are you even saying?" Stefan asked his father.
"Dad are you on crack again?" Missy asked annoyed.
Bitch what?
"Well, obviously you two will get married. The mafia needs to be combined." Their dad said.
"Yea fuck no, you old fucker." I replied and then remembered who I was talking to.
"Shit I am so-."
"What the fuck dad? You can't make us get married."
"YEA STEFANO DIDN'T EVEN SAY I LOVE YOU YET!" I yelled.
Not the time Chasity.
I'm craving tacos.
Tacos smack don't they?
I would marry a taco.
Give me a taco truck.
Wait what were we talking about?
Oh, yea.
"MARRIAGE?! YOU CRAZY BITCH!" I yelled and ran upstairs.
Where am I going?
I don't know.
I ran into the closest room and it looked like Stefan's.
Wow, his room is hot.
Not me crushing on his room.
The interior is black but I love it.
I jumped on his bed and HOLY FUCK that shit is soft.
I fell asleep.
I woke up and realized that SOMEONE'S ARM IS AROUND MY BODY.
"IM GONNA KILL YOU SLEEP DEMON!" I yelled and slapped their head.
"Hey, my love." It was Stefan.
"Sup how." I played it off cool.
"I'm sorry I haven't said I love you yet." He mumbled into my neck.
"Oh don't worry about that bestie boo. I hate saying the L word unless you're Ross Lynch." I replied.
"Wait why?" He asked.
"I should go, bye babe," I replied and jumped out of his window.
Good, save.
I saw Missy yelling at a boy her age.
"Jojo Siwa is so much better than you. You wannabe Justin Bieber mop ass hair hippo." She yelled and skipped over to me.
"His ego is too big so I'm humbling him." She replied and went on to the house.
Whatever.
I ran back home.
Wait who's here.
I ran inside and saw a familiar man.
"PADRE!" I yelled and slapped him in the face.
For funzies.
Rocco grabbed me and threw me to Ant farm.
"Dad is pissed because you're dating Stefan." He told me.
"Teaaaa," I replied.
Wait not tea oh my goodness what the fuck?
"What are you talking about?" I asked him.
"Stefan hasn't killed her! Or not yet..." Leo yelled.
BITCH WHAT?
I grabbed my phone and called him.
"Hey, baby." Stefan said.
"Hoe are you trying to kill you?" I asked him.
"No not that I know of." He replied.
"Okay, thanks, babe," I said and hung up.
Wait what?
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The Brothers and Their Crazy Sister
General Fiction*Not a well written book. don't say i didn't warn you *written in 2020 so cringe humor Chasity Russo is a crazy sarcastic girl who wants to live life to the fullest and doesn't care about rules. She is living her best life until a life changing even...
