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MCU crossover #2

Anakin has added Rex, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, Cody, echo, dogma, kix, Tony, Steve, Barnes, Nat, Clint, T'Challa, plo, wolffe, the bad batch to this chat

Anakin: so what are we gonna do about the pranksters

Rex: I don't know

Nat: well peter, Shuri, and Loki like internet memes

Rex: wait there are more people that we don't know

Nat: I'm Natasha Romanoff. Former Russian spy

Barnes: I'm James Buchanan Barnes but you can call me Bucky

Tony: or you can call him Barnes

Clint: I'm Clint Barton

Plo: I'm plo koon

Wolffe: I'm wolffe

Tony: okay so explain what you were saying Nat

Nat: I was saying peter, Shuri, and Loki, love internet memes

Rex: so like the floor is lava

T'Challa: last time I didn't pretend the floor was lava she made dispensable lava that spread through the whole palace

Rex: that's not good

Obi-Wan: so be warned of the floor is lava challenge

Tony: and the fact that peter has web shooters

Barnes: yeah that stuff is just weird

Rex: what do you mean web shooters

Tony: he made web fluid that turns into a web

Tup: like a spider web😫

Tony: what's wrong with him

Rex: he's scared of spiders

Tony: ohh

Tony: you don't have to worry peter couldn't actually hurt anyone

Steve: yeah he's way to nice

Tup: okay that's comforting

Steve: hey why is there a random apple

Ahsoka: don't touch it

Steve: why

Ahsoka: last time that happened it was a glitter bomb

Steve: well I'm hungry got anything to eat

Ahsoka: well there might be something in the fridge

Steve: ahh there's now glitter everywhere

Ahsoka: okay so they pranked us with that

Steve: what about the apple

Ahsoka: try it

Steve: so the apple was a decoy

Ahsoka: apparently

Tony: so we're more prepared let's go over all the pranks these guys have ever pulled

Ahsoka: glitter bombs everywhere, glitter in the shower, syrup on our clothes/armour,

Rex: hair dye in the shower nozzle, our weapons replaced with water guns,

Anakin: sand covering my quarters, gave Hardcase sugar, stole my hand

Obi-Wan: covered a ship with water cups, more glitter bombs, stole our lightsabers,

Dogma: glued my cooking supplies together,

Echo: unorganized my manuals, more glitter bombs.

Steve: webbed my sheild to the roof, put glitter all over my room,

Tony: dismantled all my suits, covered my suits in sequence

Obi-Wan: so the one thing they have in common is that they put stuff that gets everywhere and is sparkly

Tony: oww, found the web fluid prank

Anakin: ohh yeah probably should have said something about that

Tony: really you saw this and didn't say anything

Anakin: I didn't think much of it

Obi-Wan: I'mma go to the Jedi temple

Tony: we're coming to

Windu: who are these people

Obi-Wan: they're...

Windu: you can't just bring random people to the temple

Tony: you sound and for some reason look like fury

Nat: he does

Tony/Nat: weird

Windu: I am Jedi master Mace Windu for your information

Tony/Nat: you sound way to much like fury it's really weird

Windu: my name is not fury!!!

Tony: don't turn green

Windu: what???

Tony: when someone gets angry I tell them don't turn green because the hulk comes out when banner is angry and the hulk is green

Windu: that makes literally no sense

Obi-Wan: yeah

Windu: I'mma take a shower

Obi-Wan: I wouldn't

Windu: I do what I want

Tony: this will end well

A few moments later

Windu: SKYWALKER

Anakin: it wasn't me this time

Peter and Shuri have hacked the chat

Shuri: the floor is lava!!!!

T'Challa: everyone get on something

Windu: why

T'Challa: my sister has deployable lava

Windu: ahh you weren't kidding

T'Challa: mhh

Tony: stop this madness know

Prankers: how bout no

Rex: if you don't stop we are gonna carbon freeze you all for a month

Prankers: o-okay we'll stop

Thank you for reading. sorry it's long. I enjoyed writing it. It was a suggestion.

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