On the 501st chat
Rex: you have got to clean your room sir the smell is starting to spread through the whole ship
Fives: I just switched out all of Obi-Wan's tea with random spices
Anakin: good going fives
Obi-Wan in the distance: FIVES I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Fives: I got to go
Echo: hide in the library no will think about looking for you there
Fives (on the run): thanks echo
Anakin: welp he's dead
Jesse: let's watch the 212th's reaction to the post it notes on the walls and the cups of water all over the floor
Ahsoka: how long did that take you
Jesse: all kriffing night
In the 212th chat
Cody: ugh this is going to take forever to clean up
Waxer: well it'll clean out some of the glitter and confetti
Boil: true
Cody: the general just went sprinting after Fives
Cody: who put this cookie recipe on my nightstand
Waxer: idk but you should make them after we get this cleaned up
Boil: can we use it as a slip and slide first
Cody: fine
Waxer: then boil can fly it staight up
Boil: fun with all the doors open
Waxer: yeah how else is the water gonna get out
Boil: good point
Cody: have fun. I'm gonna catch our general before he kills fives
Waxer: good idea Sir
On the Jedi chat
Mace Windu: who filled the council room with balloons
Kit: let's just pop them with our lightsabers
Aayla: ahh there full of glitter
Plo: let's just move the rest of the balloons
Shaak Ti: there are so many though
Mace: maybe we can pop them anyway
Yoda: clean up the glitter we will have to
Mace: fine we'll have to just move the balloons to our huge attic since we don't use it
Aayla: let's do it
After about an hour
Plo: that took forever we have to prank them back
Mace: no we have to stop the pranks
Kit: fine🙄
Kit has added Anakin and Obi-Wan
Mace: you have to stop pranking people
Anakin: I don't wanna
Mace: you have to
Obi-Wan: but who won the prank wars
Mace: it doesn't matter
Anakin: yes it does
Mace: fine who had the last prank
Obi-Wan: Anakin did
Mace: then he won
Obi-Wan: this isn't over Anakin
Anakin: it is and I won
On the 501st chat
Anakin: we won the prank war everyone
Fives: yes
Ahsoka: how did that happen
Anakin: Mace Windu said we couldn't have a prank war
Ahsoka: that sucks but it's a good thing to
On the 212th chat
Cody: now that tends prank war is over I can make cookies
Waxer: yay
Boil: how long will they be
Cody: idk
A few moments later
Cody: cookies are done
Waxer: these taste terrible
Boil: yeah 🤢
Cody: I think this recipe was a prank
Waxer: no you just cooked it wrong🙄
Cody: you think so
Waxer: no you idiot it was a prank!
On the 501st chat
Anakin: okay who did the shaving cream prank with me
Ahsoka: I was asleep till you texted
Rex: I was doing paperwork
Anakin: the prank wars are over
so Fess up
Fives: it wasn't me this time
Anakin: I'mma get to the bottom of this
Meanwhile with Mace Windu
Mace: no one will suspect it was me who pranked Skywalker 😏
Thank you for reading I think this is the end of my prank wars. Thanks for all the support and all the great ideas so far
Shadow out
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VéletlenIf there were phones in clone wars. Several funny short stories involving the clone wars characters I do not own any of the characters
