How to succesfuly make a friend hate you (multiple ways) by Winter

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Winter: Hey people, today i will be teaching you how to get your friends to hate you

Qibli: What i thought we were teaching people how to grow plants!

WInter: SHUT UP, okay enough blabbering, time to get straight to it

Winter: The first method is to play uno aggresively, Moon, come here

Moon: What? Okay

Winter: Take these 7 cards

Moon: Okay...

Winter: And i'll take these, i place a plus 4

Moon: ...

Moon: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK WINTER I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Winter: And that concludes the first method, the next one is another game, monopoly

Winter: Okay qibli, come here

Qibli: I wont get mad at you okay?

Winter: The game is rigged and on each row there is only one empty space on each row but you have 10k dollars. Beat me

Qibli: Easy *rolls dice*

Qibli: *breathes* My only words are go f*ck yourself

Winter: And that concludes this method, the next and last one is to blackmail them to do 7 minutes in heaven

Winter: Kinkajou, step forward

Kinkajou: Okay

Winter: Do 7 minutes in heaven with scarlet or i'll cancel you on twitter

Kinkajou: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE AND SCREW YOU WINTER *runs away*

Winter: And that ladies and gentlemen, concludes our time here

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