I wrote this chapter with the song above on loop, and its just really good
Supernova: GUYS I SAID THERE'S GONNA BE A SURPRISE LAST TIME AND IT'S ANOTHER RACE LOL
Moon: Whats the reward?
Supernova: You have a yoyleberry cake, rumors say that this cake turns you to stone but if your awesome enough and eat it you can have access to gods personal black hole bomb
Winter: Awesome, always wanted to go but never could take the world with me
Qibli: Send help winter has become too edgy
Winter: Shut up or i'll buy you on the dark web
Qibli: Fine, but point still stands
Supernova: Also you guys have spaceships which quality will be random (im using a spinner for this) and there is only one of each
Qibli: Can i go first?
Supernova; Yeah, and you got 1000x the speed of light with no protection, so you could die to a pebble
Qibli: Can i stay here and spectate then?
Supernova: Okay
Moon: Can i go next?
Supernova: Sure, ya got a ticket to a insta win lol
Moon: Yay
Supernova: You got 2,000x the speed of light with good protection so good for you
Supernova: To make this interesting, you can still get that choice if your lucky so moon doesnt actually get a insta win
Moon: noOoooooO
Turtle: I'll go next
Supernova: You got 100x the speed of light with no protection so do you want to stay here or no?
Turtle: Nah i'll just kill myself
Supernova: Okay then
Kinkajou: Can i go next
Supernova: Yeah, you got 10x the speed of light but practically invincible to anything
Kinkajou: Damn, guess i invested too much in defense
Peril: Can i go next?
Supernova: Yeah you got 100x the speed of light with decent protection
Peril: Mediocre, as always
Winter: Okay, i'll go next
Supernova: Since everyone else took the other choices, you actually ended up with moons spaceship so yeah
Winter: I... dont know how to feel about that
Supernova: You could team with someone if you like
Winter: I'll team with turtle
Turtle: Why me?
Winter: Cause your silent unlike everyone else
Turtle: big RIP for them
Supernova: And cause its kinda unfair, kinkajou can go with moon and qibli with peril
Qibli; At least im not out :D
Me: You just split my two best ships how dare you
Supernova: Dont worry lol
Supernova: And you'll be racing to M2-9 otherwise known as the "Butterfly Nebula"
Winter: Cool, lets go!
Supernova: Its about 2120 light years away, so moon and winters teams will reach there in about 1 year, and peril and qibli will reach there in about 21.2 years (i did all the calculations myself)
Supernova: Aaaaaand you can go
Peril: Control this thing is e- *crashes in jupiter*
Ghost Qibli: bruh you got us killed you should have let me drive
Peril: Shut up or i'll burn the sand kingdom to ashes
Qibli: Oh no the sand kingdom, not like i care
Peril: Your a psychopath
Qibli; no u *starts debate with peril*
Winter: Turtle put some fuel in the hole where it says "Laser"
Turtle: Sure thing
Winter: *damages moons ships engine*
Kinkajou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M ON FIREEEEEEEEEE
Moon: YOU MONSTER YOU KILLED A FRIEND
Winter: Screw this world i get called a monster wherever i turn
Ghost Peril: *pauses* FACTS *resumes*
Winter: Oh look a overdrive button *presses it and rams into asteroid*
Winter: [redacted cause no swearing]
Supernova: Your next to a repair station wait for 2 minutes to repair your ship
Winter: Damn, well at least moon wont be here for 3 minutes cause i crippled her ship
Turtle: Yeah but kinkajou is dead :(
Winter: Everyones gonna die after this, right?
Turtle: Yeah if we are awesome enough and can press the button
-----2 minutes later-----
Winter: TURTLE LETS GO OUT SHIP IS BACK
Turtle: Lets go then
Winter/Turtle: *start going again*
Moon: Damnit kinkajou, they already left
Kinkajou: Hey what does this button do *presses explode the nearest star button*
Kinkajou: Oh thats what it does
Moon: Well, no chance of life there, lets continue
Winter: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE THEY'RE CATCHING UP
Turtle: Shields up and speed is maxed out
Winter: Yo soy speed (I am speed in spanish lol)
-----1 year later of random overdrives and other minor inconveniences-----
Qibli/Peril: *still continuing the psychopath debate*
Winter: Welp, we just arrived, and oh boy is that thing a sight to behold
Everyone: agreed
Supernova: There wasnt any clear winner there so you guys can stop at that station over there, see you guys next time!
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truth or dare with the JW
FanfictionThis is comedy and if i include some little ship scenes (most likely not since i cant write romance) they (probably) wont represent what i ship so dont attack me for it and thats about it so enjoy :D P.S: I have no clue how this random book has more...
