Kinkajou gets a cat

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Supernova: Kinkajou, today you are getting a cat

Kinkajou: What are cats?

Qibli: *inhales*

Qibli: THEY ARE THE STRONGEST THEY ARE THE FIERCEST THEY CAN KILL YOU AND MAUL SOME ARE LAZY OTHERS ARENT AND OTHERS WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP IF YOU SAY SOMETHING NAUGHTY AND OTHERS WILL DO ALL OF THE ABOVE AS LONG AS YOU APPROACH THEM

Qibli: *exhales*

Kinkajou: ......

Supernova: Yeah, basically

Supernova: And kinkajou has to get one

Moon: OH HELL NAH

Moon: *runs out*

Kinkajou: CMON MOON PLEASE HELP ME TAKE CARE OF IT

Supernova: *snaps kinkajou to a animal shelter*

Kinkajou: Can i have a random cat?

Cashier: Sure! Just gimme a second

Cashier: Ok here!

Cashier: By the way no refunds!

Kinkajou: ok

Cashier: No refunds just remember! :)

Kinkajou: Fine *rides cat back*

JW except kinkajou: *screams bloody hell*

Kinkajou: What?

QIbli: THAT CAT CAN KILL YOU

Winter: I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THAT CAT BEFORE AND EVEN I KNOW

Kinkajou: Hes friendly his name i-

Lion: *eats kinkajous head*

Winter: And there goes her for not listening

Supernova: *snaps kinkajou back*

Kinkajou: BAD LION! BAD LION! BAD LION! BAD LION! BAD LION! BAD LION! BA-

Kinkajou: oh hey guys

JW: ...

Qibli: I'm gonna have PTSD after this is over

Peril: Me too

Supernova: And that concludes todays equally-deppressing-as-last-time episode!

Winter: Get therapy

Supernova: Ok



I need more dares the ones i remember are so little

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