Kinkajou: asfdgdfhghj
Moon: ...
Moon: You let her take sugar again, didnt you?
Supernova: Maybe...
Moon: *does intense glare thing*
Supernova: Ok fine! Porpoise insisted that we do so
Porpoise: DO NOT QUESTION THE ELEVATED ONE
Moon: ok
Qibli: *sitting in a corner suffering*
QIbli: why are we still here... just to suffer
Winter: Quit acting like someone who was sent to the seventh circle or i'll freeze your arm off!
Qibli: Ok fine
Turtle: What are doing? I'm trying to not be a turtle
Kinkajou: asdfghjkl
Kinkajou: TURTLE GIMME SUGAR OR I'LL FILE FOR A DIVORCE
Turtle: ok *uses animus magic to condense the worlds entire sugar supply multiplied by pi into one chocolate bar*
Kinkajou: GIMME!!!!
Winter: w h a t
Kinkajou: DO NOT QUESTION THE ELEVATED ONE
Everyone: Hello? I can't hear anything
Winter: *activates sign language*
Winter: Porpoise, if you can hear me, you really rubbed off on kinkajou
Porpoise: SHUT UP
Winter: Walks over and slaps porpoise
Winter: No u
Supernova: Hey! No one slaps porpoise but me!
Supernova: *slaps porpoise hard enough to yeet her into oblivion*
Winter: Can i take slapping lessons from you?
Supernova: Sure, except its a enchantment, but here!
Winter: Now im gonna slap JMA out of existence
Literally everyone there including the rest of the JW: NoOoOOOoO
Winter: Guys calm down, if it never existed, we would have never met, and that means i would be dead on a arctic island, and thats a big improvement for where i am now
Turtle: ...
Turtle: I dont get your logic
Supernova: Well, i gotta get porpoise back, or supercookie78910 will murder me for not keeping her intact so see you guys next time!
Yay i updated, the turtle finally did it! lol
YOU ARE READING
truth or dare with the JW
FanfictionThis is comedy and if i include some little ship scenes (most likely not since i cant write romance) they (probably) wont represent what i ship so dont attack me for it and thats about it so enjoy :D P.S: I have no clue how this random book has more...