Everyone gets lectured by a rock

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Supernova: AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Winter: My eardrums broke man, no need to be that loud

Supernova: Will you shut up, man?

Supernova: Anyways, today you guys will be lectured by Mr. Rocky here

Rock: ...

Supernova: Anyways, off you go! *yeets everyone into a classroom*

Mr Rock: blah blah blah we will be learning about igneous rocks blah blah blah

Peril: *attempts arson*

Supernova: No

Peril: Come on, just a little?

Supernova: No, *disappears*

Peril: Goddamnit

Turtle: Kinkajou, can you pass me that one book on how to kill myself?

Kinkajou: *passes book*

Turtle: Ah yes, it says here that you can kill someone with Mr. Rocks lectures

Kinkajou: Nice one

Moon: Winter wheres that one book on the industrial revolution and its effects on the world?

Winter: w h a t

Winter: I mean, it's over there

Moon: Thanks

Qibli: Anyone wanna play monopoly but i rig the game so i win- oops i mean normal monopoly

Mr. Rock: Are you guys listening to me? This affects your life you know!

Winter: We are listening, in your dreams though

Winter: *yeets flaming ball of white phosphorus at qibli*

Supernova: No attempted arson, remember?

Winter: Yeah but its on qibli, not the actual building

Supernova: Fair enough

Qibli: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME WATER

Moon: *yeets liquid oxygen onto qibli*

Qibli: *dies*

Moon: Oh well i thought that was water

Supernova: *facepalm*

Peril: Anyone know wheres the window?

Moon: The windows are closed, peril

Peril: Bruh

Turtle: Kinkajou you want some crisps?

Kinkajou: You mean chips?

Turtle No mate, crisps!

Kinkajou: Ok

Turtle: Communism in the soviet union

Winter: Yes

Winter: *boots up pc*

Computer: *windows xp booting noise*

Kinkajou: *wheezes* BROKE ASS XD

Winter: Shut up you built like a gay chickennugget with all your damn colors

Qibli: DAMNNNNN

Winter: Kinkajou, take this gun and shoot me, i would rather die to my enemy than to be liked in some form or another by qibli

Kinkajou: *shoots*

Supernova: Welp, he's gone.

Supernova: Not anymore though *revives winter*

Winter: Goddamnit i was just chilling with hailstorm why did you have to do that?

Moon: Hailstorm is dead?

Winter: Don't ask

Qibli: Okay bye i'm gonna go to another classroom

Winter: Hey turtle remember the nuke button we won before?

Turtle: Yeah?

Winter: Ima press it

Turtle: But why?

Winter: I am bored

Turtle: Good reason, i just forgot where i hid it though

Winter: uhhhhh who has the button?

Kinkajou: I HAVE IT AND SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYBODY :D

Winter: Well that was the reason we wanted it so go on, press it

Kinkajou: *presses the button*

Universe Simulation: We'll be right back

Me: Goddamnit

Supernova: Eh, we'll just get the tech guy in here again, thanks for reading, and as always, see you next time

Oh yeah, if you have any ideas for a new cover (cuz i think the current one looks kinda bad) please tell me it so i can try to make it or something

truth or dare with the JWOnde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora