The hosts now insult the tribes

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Im sorry for not updating earlier i was kinda busy i know some people usually dont update for like a month but i try to upload every 1-2 days and i didnt update for wayy longer than that


Supernova: Alright, today we will be insulting the tribes so yeah

Winter: Whos left to do it?

Supernova: Us

Starflight: Wow your gonna interview everyone in the US? *disappears*

Supernova: Curse you starflight

Supernova: Anyways, us hosts are gonna be insulting the tribes

Winter: Yay, we are the audience now

Supernova: I'll start, the rainwings are stupidly ignorant

Kinkajou: Most of our tribe doesnt describe all

Supernova: If there were 100 teachers in a school, 1 said the the school was gonna burn down and we should all evacuate, but the other 99 said "No, the school is fine, turn to page 69" and the principal and their friends are on fire

Supernova: You would call all of them stupid, because its more convenient, and the majority are stupid, right?

Kinkajou: Yeah....?

Supernova: Exactly, anyways, moving on

Supernova: The icewings are stupidly hardworking

Winter: Is that exactly a insult?

Supernova: Yeah, they work 24/7 and cant enjoy life

Winter: Partly true, but okay

Supernova: The seawings are mostly indecicive and the skywings are mentally scarred

Moon: Yeah, we heard that already

Supernova: The nightwings are stupid, as in the words of tsunami: "There is ALWAYS a better solution than mass genocide"

Winter: Thats a cool quote

Qibli: Pun definitely intended there

Winter: *message redacted because i dont wanna put mass swearing in this book*

Turtle: How did you put that much swearing in one sentence?

Winter: Learn the ways of the jedi

Turtle: I have mastered the force already, tell me

Winter: The next time its the rightest night with a blood red moon, b***

Turtle: *sad turtle noises intensifies*

Supernova: You guys done chit chatting? I need to move on

Winter: Yeah

Supernova: The sandwings are uneducated and the mudwings treat mud like a drug or something

Qibli: Wow, thats a new one

Supernova: And now its riverkeepers turn

Riverkeeper: *startled petrified noises*

Supernova: Cmon, riverkeeper i'll give you book 14 if you hurry up

Riverkeeper: *initiates speedrun mode*

Winter: Book 14 of what?

Supernova: Nothing, what matters is that riverkeeper is gonna go

Turtle: I think you put him on speedrun mode

Riverkeeper: The nightwings are stupid, the icewings are stupidly hardworking, the mudwings are overprotective, the sandwings are chaotic and the rainwings are lazy and the skywings are distant

Supernova: Nice speedrun, anyways we move on to porpoise

Porpoise: Shoot, um

Porpoise: i'll just say that i would agree with riverkeeper on his

Winter: Fair enough

Supernova: Okay then, Dante, your up next

Dante: I would say the mudwings are overprotective, the skywings are horrible at selecting leaders, the sandwings are chaotic, the icewings are stupid, the nightwings are also stupid, and the seawings are overly anxious

Supernova: Cool, thats kinda it for today, you guys can go home now

JW: Cool! *all go home*

Supernova: Anyways, thats the end of todays episode of truth or dare, make sure to stay hydrated, see you guys next time!

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