un pacte d'amour

She's Strange!

"Really! I'm feeling special all of a sudden" she said dramatically putting her hands on heart!

"And you just came to check this! By the way how can you think so high of me?" I asked raising my brows and she chuckled.

"Actually you know they tell in novels that those rich billionaire male protagonist brings home some flings just to make their unwanted wife jealous!!" she said and I gave her what's this shit look!

"Change your taste in reading! It sucks badly! Stop reading this crap and start reading some Self help books!" I suggested

"Hey you! Don't even dare say them crap! They're just amazing. Once read them! You're gonna love them!" She said

"Never! I don't believe in this crap of love" I told and she sighed

"Mr. Oh I don't believe and his Oh I don't care attitude!" she mocked 

"Why you're awake till now!" I asked changing the unwanted topic.

"Oh damn! I forgot! I was hungry!! God!! You've kept me busy for half an hour that I forgot that my little tummy wants some food!" she whined

"You could've said same without drama!" I slurred

"Fine! Bye! Dream of ghosts!" She said and went out when after just two minutes I heard her yells and curses!!

What happened now!!!!

I went downstairs to see her sitting on kitchen counter!

"Baani ! That's not a place to sit. Get down from there" I told which she ignored!

"What happened!" I asked

"Do you have anything good to eat in your kitchen Mr.Kabeer Mittal" She yelled and I tilted my head to overcome the shrill!

"What's your problem Baani!!" I asked annoyed

"My problem! You!! You're my biggest problem. Such a man you're ! There's nothing other then protein powder, oats, dried and canned beans,nuts,seeds and these granola bars!! And in the fridge there's just fruits,vegetables,milk...no sorry it's soya milk, tofu! What the hell is this !!! What should I eat. This garbage!!" She yelled

"Your ice creams in freezer" I mentioned

"I had a last tub which I ate before sleeping" she told

"You what!! Are you serious Baani ! We bought five tubs yesterday! You ate all of them?" I questioned and she shrugged her shoulders.

"You will die you know, if you eat ice creams like this!" I told 

"Well! You must be happy then! But the question right now is I am hungry and I can't sleep without eating! And I'll not let you too sleep if I don't get something good to eat right now!" she said firmly

"Order something from shops which are open 24/7 " I replied

"Really ! They'll take at least an hour to come! I'll die of hunger! And I swear if I die of hunger then I'll haunt you each time you'll sit to eat" She whined and I huffed

"Fine! Make something!" I told

"What make!!! You don't even have instant noodles! I mean who on the earth doesn't keep instant noodles at home. What will I make!" She whined

"Baani ! There might be whole wheat bread and veggies! Just make sandwich!" I suggested and she looked at me and then nodded !

"I..I'll manage ! You go! " She said and I looked at her

"Sure!" I asked and she nodded but still a frown on face!

Why it's bothering you!

Yeah! Why it's bothering me!