Plain Idiocy

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Just memes I've seen but as Soniaki

Chiaki: Hey do you listen to Girl In Red or Sweater Weather?

Sonia: I am very sorry, but who is Girl In Red? Mahiru? I do listen to her, me and her have tea every once in awhile. Sweater Weather? Chiaki my love, its Spring. Its getting to be too warm for a sweater, not to mention-

Chiaki: N-nevermind

Sonia: You called?

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Sonia: Chiaki, we need to have a talk...

Chiaki: Yes?? What's wrong?

Sonia: I don't know if just doesn't feel right..

Chiaki: What do you mean..?

Sonia: We've been together for five years now and you've never made me princess food

Chiaki: im going to make you some, choke you with it for scaring me so bad!

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Chiaki: Four Female Ghost Busters!? The feminists are taking over!
*look at the camera with a thumbs up* I'm an adult virgin!

Sonia: But Chiaki! I am a feminist! And I happen to like that movie! Plus, the last think you said isn't even true! Hmph!

Chiaki: It was just a vine
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Sonia: let me see what you have!

Chiaki: A spear!

Sonia: No!

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Sonia: Things that turn Sonia Nevermind on, to the max. Part one. Ahem, not having a camera in her room, yahoo!

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Sonia: I was on class one day and saw this girl pound monster into coffee and said

Chiaki: Im gonna die

Sonia: and downed the whole thing

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Chiaki: I just opened my Naruto lemonade stand, and now they are telling me to close it all up! Seriously!? On Sasuke Saturday!?

Sonia: What's a Naruto?

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