𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐄 ⌦ 𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒

cha-ching! - dreamnoblade

song inspiration: money, money, money - abba

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dream was the sniper.

george was the investigator.

sapnap was the bait.

the roles switched when two of them found out about seducing the target.

this target was a big one, of course.

...

"clay, you look perfectly fine!"

he wasn't used to all the high-class items.

"i'm sure sir technoblade would love you!"

"you're supposed to be the bait no m—"

"well, i can't snatch jewelry and get fucked, can i?"

they both knew he could do both.

...

"so, do i go for dick or food?"

"they're both the sam—"

"SHUT IT SAP!— GO FOR THE TARGET DREAM."

"okay, okay!"

...

he did get food.

he also got fucked.

literally.

...

"YOU COULDN'T KILL THE TARGET?!"

"what do you mean?"

"I MEAN— WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND HIM AGAIN!"

...

dream couldn't do it.

neither could techno.

nobody understood how.

but they knew why.

(spy au?)

- 1960's type vibes.

would contain:

nsfw (light gore, blood, etc.)
yelling/arguing
action
romance
smut (can be implied)
hurt/comfort
crossdressing (dream & sapnap)