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48~ not working

J:
Can you send me your picture?

V:
Fuck no dude...
And why does that sentence
Sound so polite in request

Are you even jk?

J:
Aren't you supposed to ask "why"?
Follow the protocol bitch

V:
Okay it you

And no I don't have to ask why
Cuz whatever the reason is I'm not giving you my picture

This is not the first time we are having this conversation dumbo

J:
This is not going how it supposed to
Wait

Jungkook switched his contact to jimin

Contact: chim

J:
It's not working!!!!!

JM :
What???

J:
Your pick up line
He didn't ask why
He said no
Who to do now??

JM :
Why are you panicking?
What did he exactly say?

Send me the screen shot

J:
Okay okay
Here
[Attachment]

JM:
You said you wanted to use it on taehyung

J:
I...
I'm practicing!!!

It's not like anything
Im just trying before saying it to taehyung!

JM:
What to do with you *sigh*

J:
You are getting jin hyung's energy
Stop being dramatic!
And help me

JM:
Say please 😌

J:
Fucking please 🖕🥺

JM :
That's a good boy
Now
I told you that pick up line cuz taehyung is a sweetheart and not this rude like V

This would work on taehyung

J:
Okay okay what to do with V then?

JM:
Lemme think.

Okay so because he is a bitch
Use dirty pick up line

Say "you might need a wheelchair after im done with you"
Then ask if he likes pumpkin spice lattes or bubble tea more

J:
NO!
THAT SOUND SO DUMB!

JM:
I'm wasting my time on telling you a pick line for a "texting stranger friend" when I should be focusing on the TV and hoseok
You should be thankful
Say what I'm telling you to

J:
Okay okay
I'm saying this to him

And thankful my ass!

Contact: V

J:
You