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~(a/n)~

So this was chillin in a doc for like 6 months so here ya go

TW:MURDER

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~3rd person POV~

(y/n) was sitting in her last lecture of the day waiting for the time that she could dump her stuff in her dorm, put on her leather jacket, and go out with her gang. She checked the time on her laptop.

"5 more minutes of this shit." she thought.

The professor was wrapping up the lecture and was telling everyone to be safe because in Gotham City a psychotic clown was ruling the city. The professor dismissed the class and (y/n) went to her bike, rode to her dorm building, put the bike in the bike shed, and went to her room. She dumped her stuff on her desk and changed into a grey crop top, black leggings, and did a little of the work she was supposed to do. She threw her hair into a quick braid, grabbed her custom pistol, jacket, keys, and helmet, and went out the door. (y/n) climbed onto her motorcycle and went to a very gang active spot where she knew Batman would turn up. She saw a purple Lamborghini pull into the parking lot as she was walking to the bar to meet up with her gang of friends.

"Well what are we doing tonight boss?" Hannah, the second in command asks as she takes her seat at the bar.

"We're staying here tonight."

"Why?" Stacy asked.

"Well who says we can't take a night just to chill, recharge, hang out, take a break from running from the Bat and police?"

"You have a fair point, (y/n)." Katerina says. She smirks as shes the Joker walk in.

"And Batty boy should be here any second." (y/n) thought. She and her gang order drinks and she gets their attention. "Ok, here's the real plan, we're gonna stay here but keep your eyes peeled for the Bat."

"Ok, what else is there?" Jake asks skeptically. (y/n) makes a finger pistol and mimics getting shot in the head. There is a look of shock on everyone's face.

"What?" She asks.

"You're gonna..." Stacy trails off.

"Yes, if he can put Superman, a literal meta-human, 6ft under, I don't see why I can't put a normal human billionaire in the same place."

"But his armor is bulletproof though."

"Not his mask thing." (y/n) says motioning over her face.

"How do you plan to do this without getting caught?" Cameron buts in. (y/n) smirks.

"He will be our ticket to getting rid of the bat." she says motioning towards the Joker.

"But he's the one ke-" (y/n) cuts Cameron off by putting a finger on their mouth.

"I plan to make an alliance with him and see if we can work together on ruling the city."

"Good luck with that." Hannah says taking a drink.

"I don't know, work a little psychotic charm and I might have him wrapped around my finger." (y/n) says shrugging. The Bat came crashing through a window and everyone started running and screaming, (y/n) took this time to go to a dark corner and take her stance. Just as punches were about to be thrown a shot rang out, silencing the room and the bat falling to the floor, dead. The look on the Joker's face was one of impress, shock, and wonder. (y/n) steps out of the shadows and over the body of Gotham's only 'hero'.

"Welp, now that he's gone, you're free to do whatever you want." she says handing the clown the brass.

"After that performance, I must know who you are." The Joker says motioning for her to take a seat, "Let me buy you a drink." (y/n) takes a seat across from the Joker, "Tell me who you are."

"(y/n), I lead a local gang that I started in middle school and we slowly grew into a well known thing."

"I'd say a very well known thing." the Joker says, "I've seen your name all over headlines, news articles, and papers. It's quite impressive."

"Thank you. With the Bat flying around the city, he got in the way so I decided to come here seeing as how it's a frequent place for people like us, and just as I thought he would be here." (y/n) stated, "Which was a fatal mistake on his part."

"Very fatal."

"While we're speaking, I would like to form an alliance with you."

"What do you mean?"

"Like I'll help you, you help me, split money between our groups, etc."

"Ah, I see what you're saying now." he says, "I would be happy to form this alliance with you."

"It's an honor to be working with you Mr.Joker." (y/n) says as the two shake hands. The two exchange base locations, contact information, frequent targets, and connections. The Joker meets the rest of (y/n)'s gang and drinks, interests, ideas, and code words are exchanged.

"I look forward to our friendship growing Miss (y/n)." Joker says leaving.

"Likewise, Mr. Joker."

~(a/n)~

i'm a slight simp for this man....

BYE <3