𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒, 𝐧𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐮

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pussy destroyers
members:
marley the swag master 😎 (you)
brother the swag apprentice 🤪 (zach)
pretty girl 🥰 (niki)
manibald 🤠 (jack)
sing song boy 😧 (wilbur)
child #1 😐 (tommy)
child #2 💗 (tubbo)
slimy boy 🙄 (charlie)
jshart the 15th ✨ (schlatt)
the milk man 😌 (ted)
fav person ❤️ (eret)
dutch man 🦊 (fundy)
scary man 😩 (technoblade)
old man syndrome 😃 (philza)

ayo
this half describes most of you
apart from schlatt
we know you aren't getting pussy

jshart the 15th ✨
what the fuck

manibald 🤠
why are we here

don't be a bitch manifold
anyways

that's me i guess

brother the swag apprentice 🤪
ew you're ugly

that's rich coming from you
you look like toe fungus

brother the swag apprentice 🤪
that toe fungus must look fucking
fit because jeez i look amazing

i wish i could show a photo of you
right now because you don't

sing song man 😧
what have i been added to

the pussy destroyers and jshart

jshart the 15th ✨
bitch

no one gonna compliment me 😔

pretty girl 🥰
you look very pretty <3

fav person ❤️
niki didn't lie, very nice

this is why niki and eret are my favs

manibald 🤠
WHAT ABOUT ME
hold up i'm calling you right now
facetime
be scared bitch

'YOU DID IT! VERY NICE! YOU DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT MUCH OF AN ASS' Jack shouted down the phone, looking at Marley on FaceTime. Although she was in bed, she looked nice.

'Wait hold up should we do it on discord so people can join' Jack said, quickly making a group on there so their friends could join if need be.

Almost immediately, everyone in the group chat joined the call. Well, apart from Zach, but he sat off-screen on Marley's beanbag.

'Hello, this me' Marley said, looking dead into the camera. Most of the people on the call seemed to be trying to get a better look at her, noticing how she perfectly fit the description which Zach had given them on multiple accounts.

'You're ginger' Tommy said, yet again, almost as if he didn't believe it the first time. Marley scoffed, she didn't know why he had such a hatred for gingers, maybe it was because of that person with his skin but ginger hair.

'Wow, you have eyes' she deadpanned, the rest of the people in the call noticed how even her expression would radiate the sarcasm which she portrayed.

'Why did you just like, randomly do a face reveal though?' Tubbo wasn't really focused on the conversation, instead he and Schlatt were trying to make a song with Tubbo's ukulele and Schlatt's recorder. It was funny, they shared this sort of family dynamic and no matter how much they denied it.

'For the fun of it? I don't really know, seemed cool that you're the only ones who know' Marley did actually have a reason for it.

She wanted to meet her friends one day. She knew that, just knowing them online would get annoying for her, and when she saw things like Lunch Club and when Wilbur, Tommy, Phil, Niki and Fundy all met up she did feel a little pang of jealously go through her, maybe because she was good friends with everyone in both things, apart from one.

'I guess it is' Charlie had wanted to meet the girl before. They were going to meet about a year ago, just like Marley and Jack, but didn't get round to booking it all.

'Anyways, I'm gonna stream in a bit, no face-cam obviously, who wants to hop on?' she asked, secretly hoping that Niki could.

'I will! I have nothing else to do' Niki smiled, she loved having this sort of free time with the other girl, they managed to bond and become best friends by this point.

'I can't I'm sorry' Jack muttered, everyone else agreeing with him.

Why was no one free? They usually all were, so why this one time were they all doing something? 'Strange' Marley muttered to herself, before saying goodbye and heading to grab an iced coffee.

hello!

groupchat name is something i personally love ;)

anyways, goodbye, i love you all so so so so so much <3