ALL THE YOAI SHIPS ONESHOTS

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Todoroki Vs Bakugou Vs Midoriya
Todoroki: it's the anger issues for me
Bakugou: it's the Burt face for me
Deku: it's the bullying for me
Todoroki: it's the All might secret love child for me
Bakugou: no icy hot it's the missing after for me deku!
Deku: it's the abusive parents for me boys
Bakugou: it's the not being able to handle your quirk for me
Todoroki: it's the breaking bones for me
Bakugou: it's the obsession on all might for me
Todoroki: it's you being short for me.
Deku: OMG! I am not short todoroki. You know what. It's the fact that your mum burned your face and your father killed your brother for me!
Bakugou: oohhhh icy hot better start getting ice ready for that burn deku have you!!!!
Deku: DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH YOU KACCHAN!
Bakugou: oh really do your worst.
Deku: it's the discrimination to the quirkless for me! It's the burns on my back that you gave me in middle school for me! It's the hiding your insecurities behind anger for me!
Bakugou: o_o
Deku: and finally IT'S THE THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME YOU TOLD ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE FOR ME BAKUGOU!!!
[Deku walks out of the room fuming]
Todoroki: damn he didn't call you KACCHAN he's very much pissed. Also not cool telling someone that type of thing. What if he actually did jump?
[Todoroki walks off leaving Bakugou thinking]
Bakugou: he called me Bakugou 😨😨😨
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