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Mario: How come you've been so nice to me lately?

Bryan: What do you mean?

Mario: You're just nicer than usual.

Bryan: I can punch you if you want.

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FTO

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(When Allumos loses Bryan in a store)

Allumos: Have you seen my son?

Allumos: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes...

Allumos: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

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SNO

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Mario: If someone kidnapped you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth, so they could face justice.

Bryan: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Xylo: *thoroughly disturbed and a little bit scared* You guys know that normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

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Mario: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

Bryan: We have three, actually.

Xylo: Pick your favorite!

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Mario: Jackson, have you seen the thing?!

Jackson: What thing?

Mario: *running around to get things in check and answering distractedly* You know the thing! I misplaced it, and it's of great importance...

Bryan: *Enters Mythspire* Hey Jackson, hey Alpha!

Mario: Ah, there it is!

Jackson: . . .

Jackson: You lost Bryan?

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OoO: Reincarnated

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Mario: Why would you give a knife to a child??

Bryan: Kasey (grade-schooler they know) felt unsafe.

Mario: Now I feel unsafe. . . 

Bryan: I'm sorry...

Bryan: . . .Would you like a knife?

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Mario: Don't you think that this is crazy?

Bryan: What?

Mario: My heart is beating so fast right now.

Bryan: *blushes* Why?

Mario: There's a cockroach right beside you.

Bryan: *jumps to mid-air*

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OZ (I always do this with my sister)

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Mario: I'm off to that meeting.

Bryan: Forgetting something?

Mario: Oh, right. *Kisses Bryan's forehead gently*

Bryan: I meant your wallet... *mumbles* but thank you...

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Bryan: Are you worried?

Mario: About what? But yeah.

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Mario: I am not drunk.

Bryan: Yes, you are.

Mario: I AM NOT DRUNK.

Bryan: Can you tell the time then?

Mario: Yes, *turns to the clock* I AM NOT DRUNK.

Bryan: . . . Stupid. . . 

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