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PRIME WHAT | PART 2 !
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The stream today was planned to be calm. Full of just talking and joking together with no real plan in mind. Schlatt, Minx, Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo were all currently present - Dream and Sapnap planning to join in later on due to their own plans together conflicting with the time of your stream.

To say the least, the 'calm' stream plan was thrown out of the window as soon as Minx and Tommy joined. They laughed and joked (as well as picked on a few individuals) but for the most part they didn't mention a certain topic.

Said topic being you. Especially the Canadian part.

There were small jabs here and there about it, but other than that the group hadn't shifted focus to you completely.

Until now that is.

"On the topic of clothing, Y/N what the fuck are you wearing?" Schlatt asked. He must've tuned into your stream, no doubt wanting to shift the focus of teasing to you.

You looked down to what you were wearing; a black tee shirt with red and black plaid Roots pyjama pants. "I don't get it... what's wrong with what I'm wearing?"

He shook his head before talking, a disgruntled look on his face, "you look like a lumberjack but if they were ten times lazier."

"Hey, I'll have you know that these 'lazy clothes' happen to be very popular here," you sassed. "If I went out in public wearing this no one would say anything because this is normal."

"Wearing pyjamas in public is normal in Canada?" Tubbo asked in astonishment.

You blinked. "Well I wouldn't say it's normal... but it's not... not normal?" You finished in a questioning tone.

While it was something you'd see every so often - especially on the weekends when the kids in college got time away from studying. It wasn't exactly something that was considered normal to everyone though.

"They're just tired - they haven't had their morning dunkin-"

"Tims. Morning Tims Schlatt."

"Excuse me morning what? What are you doing to Tim every morning?" Tommy asked - a jokingly shocked and almost disgusted tone laced in his voice.

"I think they drink him," Minx laughed loudly.

Give it to Minx to drag the joke on.

What was the best way to describe Tims? A Canadian coffee/food line named after famous hockey player which almost every Canadian loved? Or would it be easier to say it was basically the Canadian version of Dunkin' Donuts? The second option seemed like the easiest way to explain it to everyone.

"Think Dunkin' Donuts but make it Canadian - and better," you muttered the last bit.

"And make it better, pff okay. Pack it up you... Bender," Dream trailed off on the last word. Him and Sapnap must've joined not too long ago since Dream happened to know what was happening in the voice chat.

"Did you just call me a bender?" You asked, confused. "What does me being a bender have to do with this conversation at all?"

A panicked laugh escaped Dream, "I don't know!" He took a deep breath, trying to calm down after his laugh attack. "I just looked up insults for Canadians and Bender was one of them."

"Bender is a term used to insult people, mostly hockey players whose ankles bend when they skate," you laughed. "It's also used internationally dumbass, not only Canadians."

"Oh god, now we're talking about hockey. We're all slowly turning into Canadians eh?" Wilbur chimed in for the first time in the conversation.

You groaned while leaning back in your chair. This conversation topic was never gonna die and it was obvious. For your entire career you would be known as 'that Canadian person on the Dream smp' - forever being taunted with the endless amount of eh's and Canadian pronounced words thrown your way. But then again you trended on Twitter for a day or two - #Y/U/NFORPRIMEMINISTER is a pretty cool way to blow up.

"Je dirai aux Canadiens d'attaquer dans deux secondes si vous ne vous taisez pas. Je parle à vous tous sauf Niki et Tubbo,"  the boy mentioned perked up at the sound of his name. <<I'll tell the Canadiens to attack in two seconds if you don't shut up. I'm talking to all of you except Niki and Tubbo>>

"Wait what? What did I do!" the panic in his voice was easily detectable alongside Niki's small sound of surprise.

Your laugh calmed the nerves of the boy however - it was joyous and light, not mad or sarcastic like he'd imagined it would be. Bless this boy for being so innocent.

"It's okay Tubbo, I didn't say anything bad about you and Niki... the others however are a different story."

"The fuck did you say about us you little bitch? Say that shit again right now, I have my translator app pulled up," Schlatt yelled into the mic - overpowering Minx, Sapnap, Dream, Tommy, and Wilburs protests.

"Je suppose que nous ne le saurons jamais." <<I guess we'll never know>>

Everyone waited for any noise on Schlatt's end. "I'm sorry, I didn't get that," the audimated voice of his siri echoed through his speaker - loud laughs following shortly after.

"Dumb broad couldnt pick up your dialect I guess."