Hellsing Abridged!!/ Part 3: The Memelicous Nazi!!

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3rd Person POV

Meanwhile on the Nazi Aircraft Carrier...

???: "Rainbows! Tacos! Doctor Who! Homestuck!"

Sailor: "What are you doing Ms. Winkle?"

???: "I am Being so Random of course! Lol! And Please Just call it me Rip! But please make sure to check your privilege before saying anything!"

Rip Van Winkle (Artificial Vampire!/ A Nazi/ A Meme Lord/ A Living Meme/ And According to Alucard "A fat fucking loudmouth feminazi who needs to ch-ch-check her privilege")!!

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Rip Van Winkle (Artificial Vampire!/ A Nazi/ A Meme Lord/ A Living Meme/ And According to Alucard "A fat fucking loudmouth feminazi who needs to ch-ch-check her privilege")!!

Sailor: "Um... Yes... Rip... We had done those reconnaissance missions and told us to do-!"

Rip: "Yes?"

Sailor: "Alucard and Seras are there!"

Rip then backhands him with the back end of her musket and got angry!

Rip: "No You Dummkopf! Do you have the Brain the size of that of A Screaming goats!? Who else was with them?"

Sailor: "there was this hero Named Jackson 10!"

Rip then pointed her gun at his head and gave off this demented look!

Rip then pointed her gun at his head and gave off this demented look!

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Rip: "Sounds like you need to check your Privilege!"

Sailor: "Wait! No!"

She then blew his head up with one shot!

Rip: "Heh. Alright then!" *Starts singing* "Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna lie! Never gonna run around and desert you!"

Ships Crew: *Audible Groans*

One Song Later!

She Turned the Light on her room walking inside and it was Filled with all sorts of stuff! Nazi Flags, Trophies, Muskets, and Even A Bodypilllow of J10! Yep!

Rip: *Grabs the Pillow* "Oh My Love soon we will be together like Shining Armor and Princess Candace in Ze My little Pony!" A/N: Yes that's A 4th wall Break! *Cellphone Rings* "Hello? Who is This?... Ah, Yes!... I know! Why Am I off the Coast of Brazil with A Aircraft Carrier we stole...? Um... I am Hunting Alucard to finally Kill him!..  Yeah!... I'll Bring his Back his Head!... Yes, Ze Heil and that...! Good Day!" *Hangs up phone* "HeheheheheHahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh man it feels good to Luagh Evilly!"

To Be Continued...

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