Again, by popular demand, here is part three. This will more than likely be the last one. I'm procrastinating updating my dio x reader book lmao.
Also, please read the note at the end for a very important poll!
Avdol: I have gotten 8 hours of sleep minimum every night and I’m ready to face the day! Good morning world!
Kakyoin: I stay up till past midnight every night but that’s fine! I’m able to stay awake!
Jotaro: I’ve gotten 2 hours of sleep in the past five days and I can smell sounds please kill me
Y/n [stumbling in, pouring coffee grounds into her mouth, and then drinking the hot water]: what year is it
•×•×•×•
Y/n: TRUST FALL!
Jotaro [from across the room]: im not gonna catch you
Y/n: Trust. Fall
Jotaro: I said no-
Y/n: I’m falling!
Jotaro [diving across two tables to catch Y/n]: I hate you
•×•×•×•
Mr. Joestar: Im not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID
Kakyoin: [Mumbles]
Mr. Joestar: What was that?
Y/n: ...you need to be over 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo
•×•×•×•
Avdol: let's get personal. What's the hardest thing for you to say?
Jotaro: Im sorry
Y/n: I need help
Kakyoin: I was wrong
Polnareff: Worcestershire sauce
•×•×•×•
Mr. Joestar: Have children, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Avdol: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Polnareff: IT'S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!
Y/n: it...it’s called a fire extinguisher
[Glass shatters, something explodes, Kakyoin screams]
Mr. Joestar: don't listen to them. Don't.
•×•×•×•
Jotaro: look at my face
Kakyoin: okay?
Jotaro: no, no. keep looking
Kakyoin: I am looking!
Jotaro: no you're not. Look harder
Kakyoin: is there a point to this?
Jotaro: yes. So look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face
Kakyoin: alright! I am!!
Jotaro: now...does it look like I give a fuck?
•×•×•×•
Dio: [spins around in a chair ominously] I've been expecting y-
Dio: [chair continues to spin] shit
Dio: [tries to stop spinning] shit!
Dio: [tries to grab at lamp or table to stop spinning] shIT
Dio: [falls out of chair] SHIT
•×•×•×•
Jotaro: we need your help
Kakyoin: great, who we killing?
Y/n: I won’t do kids. That's a rule
Kakyoin: but that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.
•×•×•×•
y/n: tell me about yourself
Kakyoin: I get jealous of my phone when it dies
•×•×•×•
Jotaro [very concerned]: I think you have PTSD
Y/n: yeah, I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking dick.
Kakyoin: I also think we need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism
y/n: I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was
•×•×•×•
Polnareff: that's a pretty rock
y/n: jotaro gave it to me
Jotaro: I threw that at you
y/n: he's very sweet
•×•×•×•
Polnareff: im not totally useless
Polnareff: I can be used as a bad example
•×•×•×•
Kakyoin: uhh, did something awkward happen?
Kakyoin: I can probably relate
•×•×•×•
Jotaro: y/n I screwed up
y/n: Jojo, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific
•×•×•×•
Polnareff: hold up, when did you learn French, Monsieur L baguette
Y/n, in a french accent: oh as a bebe
Polnareff: oh, oiu!
Polnareff and y/n for the next two hours: oiu, oiu, oiu!
•×•×•×•
Kakyoin: if I don’t see you every day I will forget who you are. Im like a goldfish!
Y/n: …
•×•×•×•
y/n: ah yes my train of thought.
Y/n: or as I like to call it, the anxiety express
•×•×•×•
Y/n: ugh, I just want someone to take me out
Polnareff: like on a date or with a sniper?
Y/n:...surprise me
•×•×•×•
Jotaro: you're my kind of moose
y/n, trying not to laugh: its muse
Jotaro: I know, I just wanted to see you smile
Y/n: [inaudible crying]
•×•×•×•
Jotaro: im sorry
Kakyoin: oh...jotaro crying. I don't know what to do
Kakyoin: gently pats jotaro in the head
Kakyoin: this feels wrong.
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Most of these were taken from Brooklyn Nine-Nine and I have no regrets.
Also, the poll.
So.
This is so awkward for me to ask omg I though it would be easier
Should I write a smut scenario for jotaro and kakyoin?
[I just fucking realized this was part 69]
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