Blackstar: I will sing an epic song to train you.
Squirrelfight: *earplugs*
Blackstar: THE TIMER IS ALMOST DONE
YOUR TRAINING HAS JUST BEGUN
TAKE OUT NUNCHUCKS
BEAT SOME SNOT
OUT OF YOUR ENE-MEEEE-EEEE-EEE
LEFT HOOK RIGHT HOOK
LOOK AT KELLY BLUE BOOK
BEFORE YOU BUY A CARRR-ARRRR_ARRR
ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN THE FACE
BREAK SOMEBODY'S FACE
LEAVE A MARRR-ARRRR-ARKKKK!!!!
Squirrelflight: Beautiful.
Blackstar: Now you're almost a Ninja Warrior.
YOU ARE READING
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
