You see that building?
*camera swoops to building*
That's StarClan Publishing.
THEY SAID MY POPCORN AND SHARK THEMED AUTOBIOGRAPHY WAS DUMB AND THEY REFUSED TO PUBLISH IT.
My grandma was mad so she then burned down my house with a pirana torch and stole my easy bake oven.
Then my rabbit-in-law got super mad about the oven and whacked Dovewing with a frying pan. Now I don't have a gold necklace anymore. I need help.
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SO I'M BLOWING UP STARCLAN PUBLISHING
*BOOM*
*Bluestar is standing in the demolished building*
Bluestar: BIRCHFALL YOU FUDGE TURD
YOU ARE READING
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
