Pantsy [parody of Fancy]

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//Hawkfrost is wearing a neon rainbow plaid skirt and a matching blazer.

Hawkfrost: Let's do this.

First things first, I'm the baddest (baddest)

Drop this and let all the clans feel it (let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the murder business
I can murder you, like I'm givin' lessons in the Dark Forest (right right)
You should want a bad tom like this (ha)
Drop yo claws and murder them just like this (yeah)
Cup of blood, cup of kill, cup of vengeance
Sharp claws, somethin' worth a cookie in my mouth (in my mouth)
Takin' all the sugar straight, never killed that (never)
Dark Forest like we bringin' The Great Battle back (what)
Don't you hate girl, got that hood swag
Lots of blood spillin', you should taste that

Tigerstar:

I'm so pantsy
You already know
I'm in these girl pants
Got dat Dark Forest logo
I'm so pantsy
Can't you taste this cloth?
Remember my pants, 'bout to blow

Hawkfrost:

I said baby, I do this, I thought that, you knew this
Can't stand no good guys and honest, the truth is
And my brain is retarded, they beat it, remove it
Swag in the forest, I can't stop for no petty battle
Better get my murder on time, if they not dead then make 'em
And swear I meant that there so much that they give me their closing line
Better get my murder on time, if they not dead then make 'em
I just can't worry 'bout no heroes, gotta stay on my grind
Now tell me, who that, who that?
That do that, do that?
Put that fear over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be that H-A-W-K, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some blood to throw

Tigerstar:

I'm so pantsy
You already know
I'm in these girl pants
Got dat Dark Forest logo
I'm so pantsy
Can't you taste this cloth?
Remember my pants, 'bout to blow

Trash all the dens
Let's get crazy on cat mint
Make the blood run
Feels so good getting what I want, yeah
Keep on killing dem clans
StarClan is coming, we don't give a fudge
Lea-der, yeah I'm deluxe
Classic, heroic, you don't get to touch, ow

Hawkfrost:

Still standing, how you love that
Got the whole world asking where mah pants at
Woah cat, hands off, don't touch my pants
Look at that I bet you wishing you could wear those
Just the way you like it, huh?
They're so fab, you're just wishing you could swag it up, huh? (say what what?)
Never turn down clothes
Slaying these cats, got murder in these lungs like

Tigerstar:

I'm so pantsy
You already know
I'm in these girl pants
Got dat Dark Forest logo
I'm so pantsy
Can't you taste this cloth?
Remember my pants, 'bout to blow

Hawkfrost:

Who that, who that, H-A-W-K
That do that, do that, H-A-W-K
Who that, who that, H-A-W-K
(Blow)

Who that, who that, H-A-W-K
That do that, do that, H-A-W-K
Who that, who that, H-A-W-K
(Blow)

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