Darkstripe's Business

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Hey kids, welcome to my store.

We have catnip, blood juice, pickled rat guts and mu-

Swiftpaw: *crying* WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE BADGERFANG?!?

Badgerfang: IT WAS A DARE FROM FLAMETAIL!

Darkstripe: SHUT UP OR I'LL KILL YOU AND YOU'LL POOF INTO NOTHINGNESS LIKE YOU KNOW WHO DID!

Snowfur: HOW DARE YOU TALK TO LITTLE BABY WAYBIES LIKE THAT? DARRRRKKKKSSSTTTRRIIIPPPEEE!!!!!!!!!!

*censored*

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