HI! I'm here to sing about Berrynose.
You know Cloudtail and Pinestar and Ashfur and Hawkfrost,
You know Thornclaw and Dovewing and Firestar and Leafpool,
But do you recall,
The dumbest cat who ever lived?
BERRY THE RED NOSED DUMB CAT
HAD A VERY PUNY BRAIN
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
YOU WOULD SAY IT'S ROTTING DOWN
ALL OF THE OTHER DUMB CATS
USED TO DERP AND POKE HIS BRAINS
THEY NEVER LET DUMB BERRY
ANNOY FIRESTAR WITH THE REST
THEN ONE FOGGY LEAF BARE DAY
FIRESTAR CAME TO SAY
"BERRY WITH YOUR BRAIN SO SMALL
WON'T YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF?"
THEN ALL THE DUMB CATS LOVED HIM
AS THEY SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE
"BERRY THE RED NOSED DUMB CAT,
WE HOPE YOU DON'T REST IN PEACE!"
fin.
Firestar: Get it?!? Because in the song Berrynose jumps off a cliff AND DIES?!? It's so funny! If only it were true....
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