Purdy: What's this cat-mint-paste-nip that all the young'ns are stealing from Jayfeather?
Lionblaze: *Eats catnip* Oh, hi cheese pony! You want to introduce me to your friend, pie pony?
Birchfall: IIITTTT'SSSSS RAININ CATNIPPPPPP
Reedwhisker: OOOOOHHHH HAI BANANA DOLPHIN
Jayfeather: *Is in a bush eating ham and corn*
Squirrelflight: *Sees a bear* Hey look! A giant....DOG!!!!!
Hawkfrost: DUCK TANK!!!!!!!
Firestar: (from StarClan) YOU JUST HAADDDD TO KILL ME TIGERSTAR! LOOK WHAT I LEFT BEHIND!
Tigerstar: RRRRAAAAIIINNNNBBBBOOOOWWWWSSSS
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
