Firepaw: AHHHH IT'S A TROLL
Yellowfang: Dumb apprentice. You make easy prey for Yellowfang!
Graypaw: BUT MY PENGUINS...
Jayfeather: I AM FROM THE FUTURE. KILL THAT TURD AND THEN BURN HER. THROW HER IN THE GIRAFFE HABITAT!
Firepaw: YEAH!
Yellowfang: *pulls out a potatoe* NOT TODAY.
Firepaw: OH NO SHE HAS A POTATOE!!!!!!!
Graypaw: JOIN OUR CLAN DON'T KILL US
Yellowfang: EASY PREY............FOR OLD YELLOWFANG!
*fake TV laughing*
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
