Jayfeather: *sorts herbs and hums Medicine Cat Gas Pedal* Catnip, yo. Nip of cats. Cats. Catnip. woot, woot, woot.
Bramblestar: *Comes from behind him* MUAHAHA *puts creepy clown doll in Jayfeather's face*
Jayfeather: What the Dark Forest are you doing?
Bramblestar: I put a creepy clown doll in yo face, beach. OH WAIT YOU CAN'T SEE IT AHAHAHAHA
Jayfeather: I HAVE A KNIFE
Bramblestar: HOLY SHITTAKE MUSHROOMS *runs for life*
YOU ARE READING
How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
