These insane cats need to be educated...so I, Whitestorm, opened a bookstore.
*Firestar walks in*
What's this book, "The Last Hope..."
*Cue River Song...* Spoilers, sweetie!
Whitestorm: *burns the book* Okay...time for the tour!
We have Hairy Potter, Purrcy Jackson, Wings of Fur, Warriors, and much much more.
Bluestar: What's that "Warriors" series about? *Picks up A Dangerous Path*
Whitestorm: NO.
*Blackstar and Cloudtail come in dressed in stupid disguises*
Blackstar: STOP WE ARE THE GALACTIC POLICE AND WE ARE SHUTTING DOWN THIS BOOKSTORE AND WHITESTORM IS STUPID
Cloudtail: WITH DARK FOREST FIREWORKS
Blackstar: You missed your cue!
Cloudtail: *Blows up the bookstore*
The End >:D
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How to Get Kicked Out Of All The Clans
Random.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse d...
