A squirrel just attacked me. - PL
What? - DH
Well I saw it and wanted to take a picture and then it leaped at me and attacked me - PL
Okay one, it's three in the morning. And two, is that all you had to tell me? - DH
Yeah! It was terrifying! - PL
Phil, why do you attract weird things? - DH
I don't attract weird things, they like me - PL
No Phil, you're just walking around and then suddenly a crazy women will lick your cheek or some shit like that. - DH
That's never happened before and I hope it never does. - PL
All I'm saying is that you attract crazy people - DH
So you're crazy then? - PL
Wat. - DH
Well, I attracted you to me since you stalked me to be your friend... So that means that you're a crazy person that I attracted to me - PL
That's different. - DH
How so? - PL
Phil are you actually doing this right now?! It's three in the morning! - DH
SO? You stay up around this time anyway - PL
Not within the last week you've been gone I haven't. - DH
How come? - PL
I'm scared of the dark Phil. Why would I stay up in the dark in a lonely apartment? - DH
Awe, that's quite cute - PL
Shut up. - DH
Do you miss me Dan? - PL
No. - DH
Yes you do... - PL
No, I don't. - DH
Oh I think you do, or you wish you was here with me - PL
Phil I don't miss you, our lives don't evolve around one another - DH
'Cause I guess you're next to me, in my life' - PL
Did you just bloody quote something I said?! - DH
Teehee ^_^ - PL
Fml - DH
Dan? - PL
What? - DH
I miss you <3 - PL
*Sigh* I miss you too you idiot <3 - DH
Knew you did ;D - PL
Stfu - DH
