dannnn - WIFE
what have you done want happened who did you kill - DAN
Could you kiss Phil it's for science - WIFE
what - DAN
science - WIFE
no - DAN
Omg don't you love me and want me to succeed in life?? - WIFE
im not kissing Phil - DAN
Sex then - WIFE
THATS WORSE - DAN
No it's not it's less sensual - WIFE
who needs this kinda stuff for science anyway?! - DAN
I do - WIFE
name the science - DAN
An experiment based on homosexuality and heterosexuals, deciding how people respond differently when kissing someone of the non preferred gender - WIFE
oh that was specific - DAN
Totally now kiss your boyfriend - WIFE
wait - DAN
did you get that off a fanfic - DAN
Jfc - WIFE
stoP - DAN
DAn please I need this to liVe - WIFE
no! - DAN
Fuck you - WIFE
Actually no that's Phils job - WIFE
omfg - DAN
penis - WIFE
What? - DAN
Did you flinch? - WIFE
Idk why - DAN
Well we are texting so I couldn't see if you flinched at the word penis now did you flinch - WIFE
I guess not - DAN
I feel like our marriage is conflicted - WIFE
No shit when we got married and you were asked to say "I do" you replied with "since when the fuck did I become Phil Lester" and the whole church was laughing for a good ten minutes Phil dropped the rings and omg - DAN
You were laughing too - WIFE
Cause of how stupid it was - DAN
Got good photos out of it tho - WIFE
Literally - DAN
Science Dan - WIFE
No - DAN
Just film yourself kissing Phil or wait for me to come over - WIFE
I can't believe you're refusing to move out with me or let me live with you - DAN
Duh - WIFE
We're MARRIED - DAN
There's no muddafuckin way I'm splitting up Phan you can jog on mate - WIFE
Phil wouldn't carE - DAN
I'll believe that when I see it - WIFE
See what - DAN
Secks - WIFE
Ugh - DAN
HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD THIS ADORABLE SONG FUCK ME UP - WIFE
What song - DAN
