It's 4am and I know that you're with him - DH
I wonder if he knows that I touched your skin - DH
And if he feels my traces in your hair I'm sorry love but I don't really care - DH
Dan what are you doing? - PL
You tell me - DH
I can't be dealing with this right now it's late and you're probably drunk again - PL
We have a winner well done you're so smart - DH
Leave me alone and get some sleep - PL
Are you at his house ? - DH
That's non of your concern - PL
I think it is - DH
You know I am let it go and accept that I've moved on - PL
So do you expect me to just move on too and forget about us? - DH
There is no 'us' not anymore you had your chance and blew it - PL
Can you come home - DH
No - PL
I'm so lonely Phil - DH
I don't care go to sleep - PL
I need you please - DH
Dan I swear if you don't stop texting me I'm blocking your number it's 4 in the morning - PL
I'm not even drunk just tipsy - DH
Same thing - PL
No it's not - DH
You're still slightly not yourself - PL
It's honestly not effected me at all though Phil - DH
Sure it hasn't - PL
Philly I want a hug - DH
Don't call me that - PL
Why does he not call you that? - DH
I've said to him that he's not allowed to because it's just painful - PL
It reminds you of me - DH
Ding ding we have a winner - PL
Gold star for me! - DH
I just realised did you use one direction lyrics at the start of this conversation? - PL
Yeah so? - DH
You're such trash omg - PL
They were relevant for this situation and I was listening to music it came on and it happened - DH
I'm so glad a one direction song reminded you of me - PL
I would be - DH
You like them more than me that doesn't make sense surely a fall out boy song would trigger it? - PL
Nah you're too cute for Rick - DH
Rock* - DH
Aha I am not cute I'm a man who likes metal and oil! - PL
Surerre I'll believe that when you stop sticking cat stickers on every surface of the house - DH
I'm not allowed to do that here - PL
Technically you weren't allowed to do it here either - DH
You still let me though - PL
I convinced the landlord to let you and that I'd pay for lasting damage - DH
What harm could a cat sticker do?! - PL
Emotionally or physically...??? - DH
I hate u - PL
Yep we've established that over the course of the last two weeks of this break up - DH
Dan please we were having a nice conversation then :( - PL
I'm not just going to ignore the fact we've broken up - DH
Can you try? - PL
NoPe - DH
Thought so - PL
Block my number and I'm burning your sock collection - DH
Okay calm down you psycho!! - PL
All the way from America m8 - DH
Omg you nerd - PL
You love it - DH
Meh - PL
... :)))) - DH
Yeah I do - PL
Don't take that as flirting - PL
Wouldn't dream of it - DH
Speaking of dreams can you sleep now please? I'm so tired - PL
Like I can sleep without you I haven't slept for the last two weeks - DH
I'd have to admit neither have I :( - PL
Even with him? - DH
Dan there's nothing going on I just said that to make you jealous, I'm literally sleeping on his sofa - PL
Philip how dare you :O - DH
Shut up - PL
Please come back over? - DH
I don't know... - PL
I love you please - DH
Call me a taxi and if it's not here within the next ten minutes im staying - PL
I'll drag you out of that house I s2g - DH
This doesn't make us boyfriends again - PL
Well... - DH
It doesn't - PL
Kinda does... - DH
Dan - PL
Cheeky bum secks? - DH
Honestly - PL
I've called the taxi - DH
Took you five minutes omg - PL
Give it time - DH
Alright see you soon - PL
So you're just gonna leave without saying anything? - DH
I'll leave a note - PL
Saying??? - DH
That Dan was being a dick and wouldn't let me sleep so I was practically forced to go back to him where we proceeded to have sex. Something like that - PL
Sounds good - DH
Thanks might make it into a book. - PL
Nice - DH
I hate you so much - PL
I hate you too - DH
Omg see you in a bit the taxis here - PL
;D - DH
-__- - PL
