(This was a requested one and it's texts between Chris and PJ so enjoy my sons being... themselves...)
(Also I realised that PJ has the same last initials as Phil so I hope that doesn't confuse you O.O)
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Hello there sexy PJ - CK
Hola Chris what brings you to texting me at this time of day? - PL
I'm bored af and I need a booty to admire - CK
I don't know how to respond to that - PL
However you want bb ;) - CK
Stop - PL
NeVER - CK
Don't you have any other friends to pester? - PL
Nope - CK
Non at all...? - PL
Nada ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - CK
What is that face - PL
You once ive finished with ya - CK
CHRISJA - PL
Lmao - CK
Please be joking - PL
I'm not joking but you will be choking tonight - CK
OMFG please be planning to murder me because if that's in anY other context I'm blocking your number - PL
Ye... murder... - CK
*A wild Sherlock Holmes appears* - PL
My father - CK
True - PL
You know there's this thing called friends with benefits I think we'd be very good at that - CK
No we wouldn't - PL
Pls - CK
Every single conversation with you is about sex - PL
Calm down long legs I'm joking, how are you my very imaginative friend? - CK
That makes it sound like I'm not real O.o - PL
But PJ... are we all ever really real I mean we're made of atoms like they're not even seen to the human eye and we could all just be running from comas - CK
WoAh calm down there hold it ! - PL
*grabs your crotch* got it - CK
I - PL
But what if you're not real and youre just a figment of my imagination?£/£(-8- - CK
Chris please - PL
AND what if every time we look away from someone they disappear but everyone has the same mind set so you don't know they or yourself disappear FUCK - CK (might make this into a fanfic don't steal I will fight *brings out killer duckling*)
STOP IT SKIWNEJSAB - PL
I wonder how sex would work - CK
Honestly - PL
We should test it to prove my theory - CK
It's not a theory it's just you trying to give me a Dan Howell existential crisis - PL
Well I wouldn't know would I we haven't spoken in years - CK
I know - PL
What happened? - PL
I told you - CK
That can't just be it - PL
Look I made bad decisions can we just move on please - CK
Chris - PL
Please. - CK
Okay <3 - PL
What kinda porn do you watch? - CK
WTF I JUST SPAT OUT MY DRINK - PL
Why must everyone always be drinking when reading texts off their phone why are you doing this - CK (like honestly the amount of times people say they spat out their drink like??? Is your device ok I'm)
Because I'm thirsty! - PL
Thirsty af 4 me - CK
Stop - PL
So what kind do you watch? - CK
I am not having this conversation with you - PL
Why not we're both bros - CK
To you we're not you're constantly begging me for sex! - PL
And if you've known me long enough you would know I'm actually joking so c'mon speak - CK
No bro - PL
I love you bro no hombro - CK
Please - PL
Romeo Romeo I love you no homeo - CK
I'm CHOKINF - PL
DONT U DARE SAY IT - PL
ON MY DING DONG PING PONG LING LONG SHLING SHLONG - CK
Wow I didn't know you could rhyme that many words - PL
I'll bite your earlobe - CK
Kinky - PL
Pardon - CK
I love how you're not used to me flirting back it's great - PL
I honestly wouldn't know what to do because I jokingly flirt but if you flirted back I'd go into shut down - CK
;) - PL
DONT CONFUSE MY FRAGILE BRAIN I HAVE EIGHT CHILDREN I MUST LIVE - CK
Eight children? - PL
Seven and a half - CK
Where did they all come from? - PL
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - CK
Literally - PL
Did you even pay attention in sex education I am not here to teach you about reproduction - CK
Oh please do that should be entertaining - PL
Well it's like golf you hit the ball -le tadpole- into the hole and you score and some shit happens then vuala a baby crawls out from the hole - CK
That was very enlightening thank you - PL
It's k - CK
Aha imagine you as a teacher - PL
I'd be the sexiest teacher there - CK
I agree I guess?? - PL
PJ come to my office immediately for your punishment *whips ruler against desk* ;) - CK
Chris - PL
That's mr Kendall to you boy! - CK
Ok this is getting weird - PL
It will in a minute where's my hole punch - CK
STOP - PL
SORRY role playing is fun - CK
Why do I feel like you should've been a porn actor ? - PL
My dream job - CK
Knew it - PL
Nah I like being an actor and I guess I don't mind being a youtuber - CK
Each to their own - PL
You know it bro - CK
I got to go and edit a video now I'll speak later maybe see you tomorrow? - PL
Yeah sure bye bro - CK
Bye bro - PL
