(Plot: Dan and Phil are spies and are on a mission. Phil instructs Dan on how to destroy a bass.)
Are you there yet? - PL
Honestly you're very impatient aren't you? - DH
We just need to do this quickly and get it over with. Are you there Dan? - PL
Yes I am here Phil. - DH
Don't get sassy. Why headquarters lets such a young recruit like you do this job I won't ever know. - PL
Have more faith in me, I'm you're new partner on the business so deal with it - DH
Mm whatever. Where abouts are you in the building? - PL
I'm in the main hall - DH
Okay keep walking down until you reach the far end of the corridor - PL
Remind me why we're communicating via text? - DH
Because they can track a call or radio, texting is just 5% safer - PL
Oh well i feel invincible with that five percent increase in safety - DH
I'm never going to be able to put up with you - PL
I joined a week ago give me a break - DH
Exactly you joined a week ago why on earth are you doing such an important mission?! - PL
Do you want a slap. - DH
You at the end yet? - PL
Yeah - DH
Ok you see the door on your right hand side with a yellow lining around the rim and a combination pad beside it? - PL
Yep, the big metal one? - DH
I'm pretty sure all the doors are big and metal - PL
Fuk u - DH
Wow so professional... anyway type in the code on the pad from the paper I have you earlier - PL
Mmkay I did it, it opened - DH
Awesome. Go inside and go to the control panel. Keep a look out for yourself incase anyone comes - PL
Yes sir - DH
Be careful Dan - PL
Aww are you worried about me Philly? ;) - DH
Shut up and get on with it - PL
;;;;;))))))) - DH
Literally what even is that supposed to be - PL
You - DH
I'm flattered. - PL
Yup. The control panel is in front of me aye - DH
Cool now re-program the system like the way I showed you yesterday - PL
You're v cute - DH
Um... thanks?? O.O - PL
The way you try and act all high and mighty when really you're such a softy - DH
Shhhh carry on with the work - PL
Of course sir ;DDD - DH
Stop with the weird faces !! - PL
Why is there a grape in my pocket??? - DH
How should I know? - PL
Really how the hell did that get there? I haven't had a grape for months - DH
Dan concentrate!! - PL
Sorry - DH
Why is there a grape in your pocket though? - PL
No clue mate - DH
Hm whatever not important - PL
Okay I've nearly done it but I can't find the blue switch - DH
Jesus Christ it should be there right in front of you - PL
Well it's not so wtf - DH
Try around the back of the panel or under it - PL
Found it - DH
Where was it? - PL
In front of me - DH
I am going to kick you - PL
I think auto correct changed 'kiss' to 'kick' - DH
Stop flirting you weirdo O.O - PL
Nah you're cute - DH
Honestly why am I stuck with you ... - PL
You love me really stfu - DH
I've known you a week I can't just love you!! - PL
I beg to differ - DH
Actually shut up now and finish the job - PL
That's what she said !!!/!2£2!/&-! - DH
I hate u. - PL
Wow I'm so offended!!! - DH
I done the panel thing btw - DH
You did the thing? - PL
I done the thing! - DH
Yayayayay ok now set the countdown and then run like a bitch - PL
Wow harsh language there Phil I've never heard you swear - DH
It was a relevant time for it okok - PL
Shit there's people! - DH
Hide! - PL
No shit Sherlock I'm just going to lay half naked on the panels with a martini and high school musical playing in the background - DH
Okay you're putting weird pictures in my mind - PL
So you're imaging me naked? ;) - DH
Now is not the time Dan are you hidden safely? - PL
Once again... high school musical - DH
-__- - PL
Sorry yes I'm hidden well wtf do I do I've set off the timer - DH
YOU'VE WHAT - PL
I set it off just as they arrived - DH
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS GET OUT OF THERE - PL
HOW?! - DH
Punch them kill them run for it I don't care just get out! - PL
Okay wait - DH
Be careful - PL
Dan? - PL
You okay? - PL
The bomb should've went off by now Dan?! - PL
Please no - PL
Please be okay answer me!!!! - PL
Hi yeah sorry I lived aye - DH
I HATE YOU YOU SCARED ME - PL
... Sorry..? - DH
OH MY GOD LITERALLY FUCK YOU - PL
Wow you're defiantly angry aren't ya? - DH
This isn't funny I thought you were dead - PL
I'm sorry Phil I was running I couldn't reply - DH
Just get back here please - PL
Okay and Phil? - DH
Yeah? - PL
You da man :D - DH
Haha who da man? - PL
WE DA MEN - DH
WE DA MEN ! - PL
See you soon partner - DH
Yup :) - PL
