(Via Omegle)
Hello !! - Stranger
Hi ?? - You
Are you a normal person or another pervert? - You
Depends what you mean by 'normal' but I defiantly don't want to show you my naked body like most people O.O - Stranger
Oh good, the last twenty chats were literally people (men) masterbating and ew just horrible I'm scared for life - You
EW it's horrible right?! I just want a nice chat and I'm met with just willys on my screen! - Stranger
'Willys'... ? - You
I don't like swearing - Stranger
Oh okay, you're that type of person - You
I guess you're not? Which is fine by the way I'm used to it ^_^ - Stranger
Yeah I can't help it. How old are you if you don't mind me asking? - You
Not at all! I'm 22 - Stranger
Jesus you're like four years older than me!! - You
So you're 18? - Stranger
Yep - You
That's cool, you in college or uni? - Stranger
Yeah I'm in university right now studying law. Fml it's terrible - You
Then why did you take it? :/ - Stranger
I wanted something that would make me look smart and employable ok don't ask - You
Makes sense I guess :) - Stranger
You still in university or...? - You
Yeah but I'm a small Youtuber part time - Stranger
Really? That's awesome. I've watched youtubers for ages - You
Yeah it's really fun and I've made a few friends from it - Stranger
I've always wanted to try it but I'm too awkward - You
Aww don't hold yourself back because you feel like you won't be good enough. Everyone has to start somewhere! - Stranger
You're v positive. Like a ray of sun, thanks - You
No problem and thank you :D A lot of people say that I'm too happy - Stranger
There's no such thing as being too happy - You
Exactly! - Stranger
Haha what's your YouTube name, I'll search you? - You
AmazingPhil - Stranger
Gr8 name mate - You
Hey it's fabulous! - Stranger
I'm joking, I'm guessing you're called Phil then? - You
That's correct. That is my name :3 - Stranger
I'm Dan - You
Pleasure to meet you... or type with you... - Stranger
I feel like I'm on a game show like MasterMind asking all these questions - You
I was on The Weakest Link once so I'm used to it - Stranger
Really?! That's so fucking cool dude - You
Ann was intense. I don't think she liked me O.O - Stranger
Well she can go choke on a Jelly Bean, you're great - You
Hehe thanks Dan ! - Stranger
Np. so literally before me and this chat it was just penis heaven? - You
Yeah basically D: - Stranger
Bless your pure eyes - You
It's was terrifying! - Stranger
I was just looking for someone to talk to, I'm bored af - You
I was on a mission to find a friend called Winston. It's been my bucket list for years - Strangers
That's really quite weird - You
Yeah I know but I don't need a Winston now, you're pretty cool - Stranger
I'm actually not I'm such a nerd omg - You
Same! I'm obsessed with video games and Anime, bands ect - Stranger
Holy shit okay what bands? - You
Muse, Radio Head, Fall Out Boy, occasionally MCR... bands like that - Stranger
Lol okay you're my soulmate we are getting married - You
Oh okay that was fast but yay! - Stranger
Aha but honestly I love all those bands too wtf?! And I love anime and video games PHIL WE WERE MEANT TO BE FRIENDS - You
For sure. hey listen why don't you follow me on Twitter (same name as YouTube) and we can talk on there through chat cause I want to get to know you if that's okay? - Stranger
Duh that's fine, I have to create an account first, I'll just use my YouTube name it's cool - You
And that is? - Stranger
danisnotonfire... don't ask - You
That's actually pretty snazzy and catchy - Stranger
Oh staph it you *blushes* - You
Wait dude I just watched five seconds of one of your videos, you didn't tell me you were attractive af?! - You
I'm really not but thanks *also blushes* the fringe is more of a lions mane - Stranger
I have a fringe too don't worry, it goes in the opposite way of yours though and is brown not black - You
Wow that's scarily accurate - Stranger
Ikr, also you're British, Northern - You
Yep, born and raised in the snow !! - Stranger
I'm more posh, like Winnie the Pooh - You
AW you sound adorable!! - Strange
I am not adorable I'm manly as hell. - You
Okay I need to see a photo of you ASAP - Stranger
Shall we continue this convo on Twitter? :> - You
Yep! Sounds good I'll be waiting just tell me it's you and then it's all good - Stranger
Okay bye Phil - You
Bye ! ^-^ - Stranger
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