IM DYING HEKLP - DH
You ok? O.O - PL
I WOKE UP WITH A COLD FML I HATE EVERYTHING - DH
Oh no Dan *disinfects myself* - PL
I can't breathe I can't think I'm dying this is it the end of danisnotonfire - DH
Omg - PL
I can't concentrate on the laptop or play videos games so entertain me - DH
I'm NOT going into your room to be infected too - PL
It's not like I want you to get infected so that we can be ill together and then cuddle without worrying... nah - DH
I'm not getting ill, I hate it >.< - PL
How do you think I feel?! - DH
Do you need anything like a drink, food ? - PL
A full course breakfast would be nice - DH
Keep dreaming - PL
Fuk ok fine then just cereal or something as I can't taste anything - DH
Aw Danny :( - PL
We were meant to go on a date tomorrow wtf - DH
Oh it's fine, we can go another time - PL
Phil you spoon we can't! I wanted to treat my boyfriend and now I'm sick - DH
Don't blame yourself it's not your fault - PL
can I also have a glass of water pls - DH
Sure ^-^ you can spend this time binge watching Netflix? - PL
I suppose - DH
You'll survive you're not dying I can tell you that - PL
But whaT if I Am ???? - DH
You do this everytime when you're ill, you over exaggerate things, it's just a cold you'll be fine - PL
Tell my laptop I loved it - DH
Hey what about me D: - PL
Meh you're a'right - DH
Why am I even making you breakfast when you're being a men's boyfriend to me? - PL
Cause that's ur job, that's ur fooking job u fooking losah dats ur job - DH
... - PL
Sorry lol - DH
It's at times like this I feel like your mother - PL
Pffffft I could survive without you - DH
Mm hm ok I'll believe that when I see it - PL
U kno wat - DH
What? - PL
You smell - DH
You can't smell anything you have a cold ? - PL
That's how strong your oder is - DH
That doesn't make sense - PL
YOUR FACE IS A FENCE - DH
Wait what - DH
I don't even know O.O - PL
It's all over for me I'm wasting away, my sanity is gone - DH
It's all ogre now - PL
Ok bye nopity nope.bz.uk - DH
Haha I'll bring up your breakfast now - PL
Thank you <3 - DH
^-^ <3 - PL
