(Bit late but a short one for Dan's birthday today ^_^)
Happy birthday Danny!!!!!! *lets off streamers* - PL
why - DH
Cheer up and come to the living room or else I'll go into your bedroom and drag you out - PL
Literally no sleep - DH
Dan you're 24 you're so old!! - PL
You're 28 wtf u on about? - DH
Besides the point... - PL
I don't make a big deal about birthdays you know this its just a step closer to my inevitable death - DH
Life isn't about waiting to die, it's about living Dan come on - PL
I'm really tired. - DH
How late was you up till? - PL
About three in the morning, had my own little celebratory birthday party - DH
Omg why - PL
Make me pancakes then I'll get up. - DH
I have plans for us today so aye - PL
Fuk u - DH
Rude ;-; - PL
Oh please can we just get the birthday sex over and done with - DH
WHAT - PL
Phil it's mandatory, the phandom will be expecting it to so just go for it - DH
I'm not having sex with you that's really weird??? - PL
BJ then? - DH
EW NO - PL
You're the worst friend ever - DH
Friends don't do that with other friends! - PL
Meh your loss - DH
Not really I've seen it - PL
Ye you have - DH
I don't know what that's supposed to mean but I'll just leave it - PL
Hurry up with those pancakes - DH
I was going to take u to a cafe for breakfast :( - PL
Tough tits I'm not getting dressed until four in the afternoon - DH
Dan please I want to make today special - PL
It's my birthday I don't give a crap - DH
>:( - PL
Wow such threat. much scare - DH
I'll fill your socks with moths - PL
Ahead - DH
I hope you stand on a Lego - PL
WTF PHIL - DH
SoRRY - PL
THATS TOO FAR WHAT WHY - DH
IM SORRY I JUST - PL
Phil it's pancakes or cheeky bum secks, without one of those I'm not getting up - DH
But I don't think we have pancake mix - PL
Oh what a shame :(((( - DH
I h8 u - PL
fight me - DH
I'll wreck u !!! - PL
Wrestle me naked! - DH
... - PL
Auto correct. - DH
oh - PL
ye - DH
What about waffles? - PL
Nah - DH
Toast? Cereal? AnYTHING? - PL
God anyone would think you don't want cheeky bum secks - DH
I DONT - PL
You're topping so don't worry about it hurting ffs - DH
DAN - PL
WHAT - DH
Why would I top? - PL
Because you're older, stronger, apparently innocent so that would be hot af and also I'd get out of breath doing all the work you know I hate exercise - DH
.... Why am I still living with you - PL
Secks. - DH
I'm telling your mother - PL
ITS MY BIRTHDAY - DH
SO! - PL
I get a wish and I want to kiss you - DH
Just kiss? - PL
Yes. just a kiss. one kiss that's all - DH
Why...??? - PL
Why are you questioning this ? - DH
It's just a strange request - PL
You know what fine whatever forget it - DH
I mean if you really want to - PL
No forget it - DH
Dan - PL
Omg fuk u - DH
Forgive me? :( - PL
No - DH
Is the cheeky bum secks still up for grabs ? - PL
... - DH
... I mean sure - DH
Sigh this is one of your presents and don't speak a word to anyone I swear ! - PL
Yup :))) - DH
Omg - PL
BURMA ;))) - DH
Wat - PL
Be undressed and ready my angel - DH
Ok do you want me to walk out this flat? - PL
Sorry - DH
