(Aye I'm feeling like treating you all today so all the chapters that are based off themes that people like, I'm gonna do. So the group chats, the spy ones, the Internet browsing ones etc so enjoy my wonder wallers (somebody came up with that I'm sobbing ilysm all of you bless ;u;)
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NameMatch.com
Enter your name and someone else's name and see the percentage of your love!
Your name: Dan
Their name: Kanye
Calculating...
You got 74% - Maybe it's not the perfect fairytale you wanted but you do have a connection!
Reload.
Your name: Dan
Their name: Phil
Calculating...
You got 100% - bitch who the hell you kidding ya'll are made for each now gtfo and stop being so straight you lil meme trash white boy!
Close tab.
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Twitter.
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What you missed while you were gone...
@Joeygraceffa: At the Attack On Titan premier! This Titans muscles are better than mine D: instagram//joeygraceffa.
@Mirandasings: I threw my wish in a well then suddenly u just fell down. thus proceeding to breaking ur neck
@Patrickstump: Someone stole my fedora I'll go investigate my bets are on Pete
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@Connorfranta: New video today possibly? Thank you for such nice feedback on my collab video!
@danisnotonfire: i liked your video with us
@connorfranta: @danisnotonfire I should hope so! I am your father now
@amazingphil: @connorfranta @danisnotonfire It was a really fun collab must do it again soon! :D
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Sugarscape.com
Gerard Way? More like Gerard heeeyy!
Singer and past band member of My Chemical Romance, announced to have been seen in a gay pride festival.
According to sources he went with his wife for the free food and entertainment, having some time off from his shows. You deserve it mate!
However he apparently got into the crowd a bit too much as men started flirting with him, in which he responded with more flirting, acting like a stereotypical homosexual for the laughs. His wife contributed and added that he was her 'gay best friend', just making the men seem to want him more.
I'm sure he can even turn gay women straight if we're honest!
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Your Internet History.
• Wattpad
• Crunchyroll
• Pornhub
• What is a double flipfuck?
• How to unmentally scar yourself?
• Tumblr
• Sherlock Christmas trailer
• How to be thin
• Amazingphil toxic music video
Delete internet history?
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From mummy meme:
Dan don't forget to send your grandma pokes on Facebook, you know what she's like xxx
To mummy meme:
Ugh fine x
[Read 18:11]
From mummy meme:
Cocky little shit of a son xx
To mummy meme:
And who's fault is that's?? Xx
[Read 18:12]
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Emails
Fandomexpress
The new Sherlock series 4 will be aired before 2055! Steven Moffat...
Facebook
Elderhowell has sent you 265 pokes on Facebook.
BBCradio1
Hello Dan, would you and Phil want to host the radio for big gay pride day...
Fitnessfreaks
You haven't used your 50% discount gym card yet...
Vegannoobz
Just don't eat anything with milk in it eggs it's pretty simple are you stu...
FatherHowell
Dan please reply to your gran on Facebook I've been poked 223984...
Deliasmithlife
No news on the baker. Is she dea...
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@danisnotonfire: how does one stop their gran from spamming them with pokes on Facebook #ewfamily
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