Forty

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(Sorry this took me so long to update wattpad has been a right bitch for me and has deleted this three times meaning I've had to rewrite it three times omg I hope you all enjoy ily <3)


Kik group chat name: With the lads

Dick: LADS

Christie: What a day to be alive omg

Slapthepj: I'm guessing that's Dan, can you explain your name right now please

Dick: does it even need explaining?

Mrlester: It's his ship name with Nick jonas

Christie: Omfg

Dick: #dickforever

Mrlester: Lord give me strength

Slapthepj: that's a pretty awesome ship name though

Christie: PJ how dare you! Phan still stands strong!! *giggles* dick lmao

Dick: hella

Mrlester: you all smell :(

Slapthepj: Phil what's with your name being all formal?

Mrlester: ever since Dan saw fifty shades of grey he's started calling me Mr Lester and "Mr Lester will see you now" it's so stupid

Dick: then why is it your name ;)

Mrlester: cause I couldn't think of anything funny and/or smart as a name today

Christie: Dan's names are always the best tbh

Slapthepj: agreed

Dick: that's cause I'm the best

Mrlester: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

Dick: THAT NO ONE EVER WASS

Slapthepj: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST

Christie: YOU ARE ALL SUCH FUCKING NERDSSS

Slapthepj: woW Chris

Dick: You just ruined a perfectly nice moment there

Christie: im not the one who broke out into a Pokemon acapella

Mrlester: We should start a band! ^-^

Slapthepj: OMG yes I used to be in a band omg yes yes yes

Dick: I have no objections

Christie: Can any of you even play instruments?

Slapthepj: I can play the ukulele/guitar

Dick: I can play drums and piano

Mrlester: I can play violin!

Dick: that's shit Phil

Mrlester: so is your drumming skills.

Christie: OOOooooOooOoOoOoo

Slapthepj: I think Dan you play keyboard and Phil plays drums

Christie: I'll be the manger like Simon cowbell

Dick: "cowbell" same

Mrlester: I'm not too bad at the drums so yay

Dick: Why does he get to play drums?

Slapthepj: because otherwise Phil won't have anything to play, violin isn't the best band instrument tbh no offence Phil

Mrlester: True but to be fair Dan is good at drums, he's always tapping on every hard surface around the house

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