(Picture above is me meeting phan the other day and my internet best friend for the first time btw just let me scream for a second okok -I'm the one with blonde streaks in meh hurr- ahhh #done) (some people wanted to see pictures so le here)
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I just found a zombie - PL
What - DH
A zombie Dan. There's a zombie in the apartment - PL
Yeah okay Phil have you been drinking? Watching the walking dead again? Taking drugs? Or all three? - DH
None! I just came home and there's a weird guy with rotten skin and blood and it's just sort of growling at me??? - PL
Phil what are you six - DH
(Image attached) SEE !! - PL
HOLY FUCK - DH
ToLD YOU - PL
That's some good Halloween prosthetics - DH
ITS NOT A COSTUME ITS REAL - PL
Zombies aren't real! Like ghosts! - DH
Pfftt ghosts are totally real! - PL
Do you want me to sleep tonight? - DH
Just get home and help me please it's just stood there looking at me and I'm scared - PL
It might be friendly lmao - DH
This isn't funny! - PL
Alright dude if it starts walking towards you, leg it for the bedroom. I'm on my way home - DH
It's getting blood on the carpet!!! -PL
God dammit that's gonna be on our bill - DH
Poor bill ;-; - PL
The taxi should be here soon jfc this is why I stay inside on Halloween - DH
Apparently that's not even enough since it got into our home - PL
... Did you lock the door before you left - DH
I'm pretty sure I did?? - PL
PHIL - DH
I WAS EXCITED TO BUY HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS FOR SPOOKY WEEK - PL
An axe murderer could've walked in omfg - DH
Yeah because a zombie is so much better - PL
ITS NOT A ZOMBIE - DH
IT IS - PL
It's just a stupid kid doing this for a dare you're 6ft tall for fucks sake just knock em out! - DH
What if it bites me? You know I have no co-ordination D: - PL
It's not even got a working brain I'm sure you can take it on - DH
So you're agreeing it's a zombie? - PL
NO but any teenager stupid enough to pull this trick must have a dis functioning brain - DH
Where are you?? - PL
Nearly home - DH
It's stood in the hallway btw so I can't get to the bedrooms - PL
Go to the living room then - DH
I'm not gonna leave you to fight it whilst I'm hiding!! - PL
Phil... Have you just been stood face to face with an apparent zombie and just been texting me the whole time? - DH
I guess - PL
Jfc how are you not dead - DH
Lucky pig socks!! - PL
ITS MIVDFJB - PL
What? - DH
ITS WALKDITN TOWAS SME - PL
Phil?! - DH
DNDJSV HELPJR EIM SCr - PL
PHIL SPEAK TO ME - DH
it just walked past me and exited the house - PL
Okay??? - DH
And get this... It can speak it was mumbling about how I'm boring or something I'm nOt boring >:c - PL
... I'm going to fucking kill you - DH
