(Right don't fight me because I have Dans brother involved, phils brother was in the last one it only seems fair tbh it's rude to favourite the Lesters -even tho they're amazing- but ye enjoy you little cute things)
You wanna fooking fight m8 - DH
Dan what omg - PL
Being it shut ya fooking mouth ya fooking loosah - DH
Wtf are you on about - PL
Don't fooking swear @ me I'll kill ya I kno people ye I know people - DH
Are you on drugs - PL
Ye m8 I'm on dat weed & speed init - DH
I'm going to go now ... - PL
OMFG PHIL SORRy - DH
What - PL
THAT WAS MY BROTHER OMG SORRY - DH
Um okay wow I was getting worried there O.O - PL
I KNOW SORRY FUCK - DH
Why does he even have your phone omg - PL
WEED AND SPEED IM CRYING - DH
Dan - PL
Sorry sorry idk he wanted to look through photos and then must've ended up by texting you - DH
Please tell me he hasn't looked through our texts to each other - PL
He said he did - DH
WHY THERE ARE THINGS NO - PL
Ikr I paid him fifty pounds so he won't tell mum - DH
Your butt is literally on there - PL
Ok Phil calm down let's not overreact about our sexting nights ok ok - DH
DAN - PL
Well damn you are not a happy bunny - DH
YOUR BROTHER DAN YOUR BROTHER - PL
Really I thought he was the pope? - DH
Lmao Pope howell and his gay af older brother the pepe - PL
Ok that's quite funny - DH
What if it was your mum or dad instead oooooooo - PL
Listen I don't let them anywhere near my phone unless I'm controlling it in front of them - DH
This is the most embarrassing moment of my life - PL
Agreed - DH
I'm feeling very judged rn - DH
You're feeling judged?! - PL
Well yeah considering he's sat literally across the room like a smirking bobble head - DH
My life is over please delete them what if someone hacked into our phones omG - PL
Literally chill, it's not happened yet so we're safe - DH
I'm going to murder you and your brother - PL
Oh puh-lease that's so old school - DH
I can think of a few inventive ways - PL
And here we have the psychopath Phil ! - DH
I had to restrain myself from making a Sherlock quote - PL
You've disappointed everyone you should've - DH
"Everyone" you're the only one reading this unless you got this whole convo on the TV screen in your lounge in which case hi mama and dada Howell - PL
