Our Little Maid (No Quirks AU)

The Insecure Broccoli

~Izuku's POV~

".....ake up! Wake up Izu!" I heard Kaachan say as he gently shakes me awake

"Mmmmm, five more minutes" I mumbled rolling over and snuggling into Sho-chan's bare chest making him put his arm around my waist

"C'mon babe, your mom said that she'll pick you up in fifteen minutes" Sho-chan said rubbing my back in a circular motion

"Okaaaaaaay" I whined getting up and walking to the bathroom with them following me

"What do you want for breakfast?" Kaachan asked brushing his teeth

"Ummmm, pancakes" I said splashing water onto my face then began to brush my teeth

"Okay" he said rinsing out the toothpaste

"Oh yeah, uhh, guys why am I naked?" I asked not remembering me removing my clothes last night as I rinse my mouth

"You don't remember?" Sho-chan asked preparing the bath

"Ummmmm, n-" I cut myself off as the memories of last night came back to me "oh my God"

"You remember now?" Kaachan asked me smirking

"Yes and I am so sorry" I apologised as I blushed like crazy

"It's okay baby, I enjoyed the drunk version of you" Sho-chan said "though there is something I need to ask"

"What?" I asked stepping in the tub between his legs like I usually do

"Last night you said that the only reason you said you wanted to wait until marriage to have sex was because you thought that if you were bad at it we'd cheat on you to find someone better, that you were insecure about your body" he said "was that true?"

"Y-yes" I answered "I thought that if I was a terrible sex partner you wouldn't want me anymore, I love you two a lot and even though you say you love me too, I still feel like you only want me for my body, even if I'm ugly"

"Baby you are not ugly" Kaachan said joining us in the tub "you are one of the most beautiful guys I have ever laid eyes on"

"Right" Sho-chan agreed making me blush "and baby we don't care if you're a terrible sex partner, which I highly doubt you are, we love you and nothing in this and any other Multiverse will EVER change that, okay?"

"Okay" I said and started bathing Kaachan "but...."

"But what?" Kaachan asked as he paused washing my hair

"I need to ask you a question" I said as Kaachan rinsed my hair and Sho-chan his own hair

"What is it Izu?"Sho-chan asked as he began to bathe me

"Should I continue calling you Kaachan and Sho-chan or Shouto and Katsuki?" I asked "I mean, your original names sound so nice and the nicknames sound way too childish"

"We like the nicknames" Sho-chan/Shouto said "even if they do sound childish"

"How about a compromise" Kaachan/Katsuki said "how about you call us by our original names and the nicknames you gave us, y'know like when we're pleasing you and you say Shouto instead of Sho-chan and at other times you say Sho-chan instead of Shouto...."

".....But instead I can just say either one whenever I want" I finished

"Exactly" he said kissing me on the cheek "now"

"Oh boy" I said turning to look at Sho-chan behind me, he just shrugged

"You claimed that you were ugly, which you aren't-" I cut him off