Our Little Maid (No Quirks AU)

Busted

~Izuku's POV~

~what in the name of love should I say to answer that question!~

"I-I don't k-know what y-you're talking about"I said silently wishing I didn't stutter anymore

"I'm pretty sure you do" he said raising an eyebrow

"Midoriya, what happened while we were gone?" Mina asked slowly

"N-n-nothing" I said but they still obviously didn't believe me

"Okay, did this happen with your consent?" Hitoshi asked seeing that something obviously happened

"U-ummmm k-kind of" I said shrugging kind of unsure. At the corner of my eye, I could see Master Sho-chan hiding his laughter very well, and Master Kaachan rolling his eyes at all their questions but a small smile playing on his lips. I quickly glanced at them hoping the others didn't notice, although, most things I hope for never really happened. They all turn around looking at my Masters suspiciously

"Todoroki, Bakugou, please tell me you didn't touch the baby" Mina said with a hopeful look

"What baby?" Master Sho-chan asked fiending innocence, but I saw right through his act

"Midoriya"she said through clenched teeth

"Okay, first, he's not a baby, second, define touch" he said with a raised eyebrow before slurping his Soba noodles

"Sex, Todoroki, did you have sex with him?" She asked getting really red

"No" he said. I wanted to say that he lied, but technically, since she specified the type of 'touch', that is kind of the truth.

"Midoriya?" Hitoshi asked looking at me again "did they have sex with you?"

"Not really, no"I said truthfully

"Not really?"he asked looking at me like I've lost my mind and my eyes widened slightly

~Busted~

"U-uhhh I-I-"I was cut off by Master Kaachan's laughter

"What's so funny? Huh, Bakugou?" Mina asked like she was *THIS* close to ripping Kaachan and Sho-chan apart, limb from limb

"What is this, a ditective movie?"he asked "why don't you leave all the mysteries for another episode huh?"

"THAT'S IT!!" Mina yelled jumping out of her seat and tried to lunge at Master Kaachan. Key word being tried, Hitoshi and Ojiro held her back before anything could happen

"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HUH!?!"Master Kaachan yelled getting out of his seat too Master Sho-chan following suit only to hold him back from Mina

~This is so stupid~

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" I yelled making everyone look at me in shock "this is all completely unnecessary, one, Mina, I'm a grown man, in a few months I'll be twenty-three, I can make decisions on my own and two, yes jeez we all played a little when you weren't here, but no we didn't have sex"

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"Umm okay...." Hitoshi said after the awkward silence "n-now I think we should just eat"

"R-right"

"A-alright"

"Right Kat?"

"Tch whatever"

They all sat and we ate in silence. A couple minutes had passed before Mina broke it

"You're still a virgin, right Midoriya?" She asked and I nodded as I continued to eat but stopped halfway through when my stomach started to feel weird "thank God"