Another Valentine's Day

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It was... two in the morning.

Bad was sleep with rat. He snore quite loud.

Suddenly, q loud loud knocking sound in Bad house. He sit up in bed, fast, and wake up.

"what?" he question rat.

Rata sleeps peaceful. rat good

Bad frown and get up, going in his bunny slipper to see what knock was. he has mess hair from sleep.

going to front door, there is another knocking knock sound. Bad look through peep peep hole, but see no one. It is dark.

he grjmbled and open door to see skepep.

"Skepep? w-what you do?" bad blush

"merry 14." skep say. "i want u for this day."

"oo.. oh skeppee..."

Skep takes bad hand, dragging him out of house. Bad blush at his bunny slips, embarrassed.

"loving? loving u bad." Skep says as he pull his lover out onto the street. He takes Bad's head in his hands, pulling closer to face to breath on him.

they almost smooch, but do not, for skepep tilts bad head upward to stars in sky...

"So late.. why you see me here at night time?" Bad asks, having a stroke

"What?" Skepp asks, "look at sky"

"Ok."

They look at sky. For long time.

A shoot star pass.

"Oooo,,, skepepeepeee,,,""

"lov time?" Skep ask. He begins to do the renegade and bad cringes.

"never do that again," he requests.

Skeppy stops for a moment to stare his lover dead in the eyes. He begins to renegade again.

"oh no, eboy skepe.." bad says, dramatically.

Skeppy passes out. He is on the floor. He has re.renegaded to hard.

bad leans down, next to him.

"kiss kiss." bad kisses his forehead.

skepep opens one eye, but closes it again soon.

"no.. no do not die."

bad kiss Skep cheek.

skepep, smile, but it fades and he sleeps still.

"no!! Skep!!"

Bad kiss his lips.

Skep ep is alive!

happy love. late valentines.

"belated 14." Skeppy wishes.

bad pulls skep up. they walk back to bad house.

skep sees the bun slips. "Bunny slipping?" he asks, pointing to bad shoes.

bad covers skep eyes. "Inappropriate to stare at feet.""

skepp blusehd. he embarrassed to do something so inappropriate.

"but feet so... attractive uuwu..." skepp smile

bad makes face of disappointment and frustration.

"grooss."

"no u."

they kiss again.

"it's not even Valentine's Day anymore.." bad cries

"i was busy that day kissin spifey." Skep scratch the back of his neck like his from an anime

"what."

"spifey is husband."

"you cheatin on spifey?" bad gasps.

"only for you, badhaloboybald."

this kiss again.

beaver spifey bursts into room.
skep hides behind bad.

"a-spiffy. ah. what you do?" bad ask, nervous.

"where's lover?" Spiffy request, look determined. before bad can answer, spitty takes dramatic fight stance.

"1v1 me skywars" spiffy says.

bad has look of determination. "okay," dramatic.

skepep pops out from behind. "no fight!! loving both u.. loving..."

spiffy frown. "Bad must die."

they all log onto computers to duel for skepe loves.

all of them lose. they are stupid.

"who gets love for skepep now?" bad ask, sadl.

"i am loving myself, because that is most important."

they all leave. bad is left alone with rat again.

he kiss rat cheek.

"at least I have rat."

then he takes 20 pics of rat to post them all on twitter.

the end.

belated 14, everyone

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