welcome to the fight fuckhead.

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Richie and Stan chat:

Stan's babe: listen stan this is really hard for me but I think it's just easier if I just tell you and you don't say anything. I chose eddie, i'm sorry

Richie's super hot hoe: thats such bull shit

Richie's super hot hoe: you just expect me to say nothing

Stan's babe: well sorry to kick you well you're down but you sorta already failed that

Richie's super hot hoe: 1) what the actual fuck richie, how could you just 'choose eddie' we're together and like what the fuck how 2) haha funnie

Stan's babe: um well Eddie wants a second chance

Richie's super hot hoe: wait a second chance, that's like his fifth chance.

Stan's babe: stan, this is already hard enough, can't we just skip the heartbreaking explanation and go straight to you wanting to kill me

Richie's super hot hoe: Oh believe me I do already want to kill you, I would just like to know why you chose that fuckclown over me.

Stan's babe: Eddie's not a fuckclown

Richie's super hot hoe: so im assuming he hasn't told you about henry?

Stan's babe: no, but what the fuck stan, thats such a low blow.

Richie's super hot hoe: that little bastard really hasn't told you.

Stan's babe: no

Richie's super hot hoe: well you're in for a suprize

(Richie's super hot hoe left the chat)

Richie and Eddie chat:

Richie Tozier: what tf happened between you and henry

Stan and Eddie chat:

Staniel: welcome to the fight fuckhead.


A/n: short chapter ik im sorry, but next chapter(the last chapter) will be like suuuuuuuuuuuuper long  cuz like a ton of shit needs to go down before I end the story.

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