The Party Chat:
Bard: when.you.read.things.like.this.in.your.head.you.pause.at.each.period.
Zoomer: why did you waste a full minute writing that
Bard:Actually It took two minutes.
Paladin: Guys, if you're going to talk about something stupid, use a private chat, not all of this need to hear your shit.
Zoomer: woke up on the wrong side of the bed mate?
Paladin: try woke up on the wrong side of the floor, my back is killing me.
Cleric: you can come over if you want.
Paladin: sorry will, I'm going over to Eddie's to do some group project crap.
Cleric: oh, ok.
Mike and Eddie chat:
Wheeler: I'm here
Kaspbrak: k cool, come right in.
(Kaspbrak left the chat)
Will and Richie chat:
Zombie Boy: are you worried about eddie and mike
Four-Eyes: What do you mean
Zombie Boy: I mean he's about to ditch your tourettes-ass and sleep with fucking Mike.
Four-Eyes: Ok, who is this. This is not cool.
Zombie Boy: Ok, look I'm sorry, I'm just really scared, I can't lose mike. He was the only one who helped me through this. I'm really sorry, this is really not like me at all.
Four-Eyes: Its fine, I'll go check it out.
Zombie Boy: Thanks.
(Four-Eyes Left the chat)
Beverly and Richie chat:
Beast: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Beauty: what happened
Beast: I SAW EDDIE AND FUCKING MIKE W MAKING OUT
Beauty: but you and eddie are like... you know
Beast: not anymore.
Beauty: why aren't you talking to Bill about this?
Beast: I love Bill but he's not a girl, and I kind of need girl's advice.
(Beauty changed Beast's name to Dipshit)
Beauty: I mean he's pretty close...
Beauty: Wait, not the point... go on.
Dipshit: ahahahahahahahahaha BUT SERIOUSLY HELP!!!
Beauty: you should talk to him.
Dipshit: I'm going to have to pretty soon, I'm stuck in his tree.
Beauty: Oh my god richie, you need a babysitter.
Dipshit: I've never had to get down his tree before, and I really, like REALLY need to pee.
Beauty: TMI dude, now you really need to go talk to bill.
Dipshit: HeLp BeVvIe.
Beauty: ahahahahaah it looks like you wrote bevle.
Beauty: right again, not the point.
Dipshit: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he saw me.
Dipshit: A N D S O D I D M I K E.
Beauty: Jump.
Dipshit: are you kidding me asshatt? Its like 40 feet high.
Beauty: ur exaggerating
Beauty: NOT THE POINT!!! AHHHGGGH
(Dipshit left the chat)
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FanfictionThe chats between the losers club and the party. some shit goes down, some breakups happen, some people almost die, you know, just normal, everyday events. Mainly Reddie and Stenbrough (at different times btw lmao) and some other ships fluff but som...
