Eddie and Richie chat:
Trator eds: Can I come over, my mom's being a bitch again and I need somewhere to go.
Late Rich: Sure, anytime my sweet spaghetti.
Trator Eds: good, because I'm already on your porch.
Late Rich: god I love my smol boy!
Trator Eds: stop or I will turn around.
Late Rich: fine, come in, it's always open.
Trator Eds: too much netflix for you Richo.
Late Rich: there is no such thing!
Trator Eds: whatever, now let me in asshole.
Late Rich: chill out, I'm on my way.
(late Rich left the chat)
Beverly and Bill chat:
Bill Babe: Do you wanna see a movie without Eddie and Rich infront of us tonight?
Baby Bev: sounds amazing.
Bill Babe: Great!
Baby Bev: can I invite Stan and Mike, they are the only couple who don't make out in public.
Bill Babe: Yea, sure. But it wont stay that way for long, they're only like that bc stan has not come out.
Baby Bev: yeah.
Bill Babe: yeah.
Baby Bev: K call me when it's time to go the the movies.
Bill Babe: alrighty mate.
Baby Bev: I'm just gonna leave before this gets worse.
Stan and Dustin chat:
Stan: hey dude, I'm sorry for rejecting you last week.
Dustin: What are you expecting me to say stan?
Stan: I don't know, I guess I just needed clearance
Dustin: you get clearance, I get more hurt.
Stan: what, no
Dustin: there's no point to this, I'm leaving.
Stan: No wait, do you want to get dinner sometime?
Dustin: no.
Stan: ok, good, Mike would have killed me.
Dustin: you know stan, you're a real dick, has anyone ever told you that?
Stan: Fuck you
(Dustin changed Stan's name to Dickface)
Dickface: not cool.
Dustin: that was sort of the point.
(Dustin left the chat)
The losers club chat:
Gunner: Truth or dare, Im bored
Molly Ringwald: Truth
Gunner: who was your first crush?
Molly Ringwald: Oh no.
Gunner: ooooooooooo
Molly Ringwald: Um, it was Richie.
Trashmouth: I heard my name.
Trashmouth: WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Trashmouth: thats number four!
Molly Ringwald: Um what?
Trashmouth: Eddie, Stan, Ms. K and now you.
Eds: for the record my mother never liked you and... well that's it.
Molly Ringwald: who was yours Mike?
Gunner: Bill, dont tell.
Billy boy: this is a group chat asshat, and thank you. I am clearly irresistible.
Eds: who was yours Bill?
Billy boy: I'd rather not say
Gunner: we said ours
Billy Boy: fine, stan.
Molly Ringwald: you're GAY!?!?!?!?!?!
Billy Boy: I believe the correct term is Bisexual.
Trashmouth: Twinzies!
Eds: dont worry bev, hes probably 10, 90
Molly Ringwald: what is that supposed to mean?
Billy Boy: that I'm about as gay as Ms. K
Stanny the Manny: thats not saying much. Eds: WHY DOES MY MOTHER KEEP COMING UP HERE!?!?!
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FanfictionThe chats between the losers club and the party. some shit goes down, some breakups happen, some people almost die, you know, just normal, everyday events. Mainly Reddie and Stenbrough (at different times btw lmao) and some other ships fluff but som...
