The Phantom Thief reader from Hyperdimension tries out his dimensional travel ability (by dimensions, i mean anime, videogames, etc). Y/n finds himself in a war between the tenno and many tyrannical factions.
The masked thief, Y/n rushed back to the site and went down the elevator. He ran to Eudico and talked to her.
Eudico: ever since Solaris United fell, all i ever focused on was making Nef happy. I thought it would keep everyone safe... Y/n: ... Eudico: look. You don't have to fight for us anymore. You can leave and never come back. Y/n: ...No...
Eudico looked at Y/n with surprise.
Eudico: why...? Y/n: this... Is my fight now... Eudico: sparky... I knew we could trust you.
Eudico handed the masked thief a bomb.
Eudico: this is Biz's k-bomb. Use it. Y/n: Yes!
Y/n rushed towards the elevator and walked out. Outside he saw a lot of armed crewmen and Moa. The masked thief drew his dagger.
Y/n: que the epic music!
Y/n rushed towards the corpus troops while deflecting their plasma shots with his dagger and slashing them after getting close. He suddenly received a call on his phone.
Vox: we are the used, the mutilated, the indebted. We are Solaris United and this Thief is our messenger. Hello, Nef.... Nef Anyo: that voice... I killed it. I don't believe in ghosts...! Vox: halt the modifications and recognize how important our work is. These are our demands... Y/n: i demand money. Nef Anyo: never...
The masked thief continued to fight off the crewmen. Suddenly a large spider robot appeared.
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Nef Anyo: the profit taker orb will take care of the little thieving pest. Eudico: Zero, you need to get out!
The masked thief pointed his dagger to the spider robot.
Y/n: i'm taking it down. Eudico: are you out of your mucking mind?! Y/n: yes.
Y/n dashed towards the profit taker orb and started to slash one of the legs. The robot tried to kick Y/n away, but he dodged quickly. He continued to slash at the robot's leg.
Nef Anyo: do you think a thief like you can really-
Y/n slashed once more and sliced off a large chunk of the robot's leg.
Nef Anyo: h-how...? The profit taker is indestructible...
The masked thief went under the robot. It tried to fire at him with the underside turret. Y/n got under the turret and fired several dark energy orbs at it until the turret fell off.
Nef Anyo: th-this is impossible...! There is no way a mere thief can destroy something as powerful as the profit taker...!
The profit taker orb tried to crush the masked thief with its mass. It created a large explosion of snow.
Nef Anyo: there we go...
Suddenly rumbling was heard underground.
Nef Anyo: it can't be...!
A massive explosion of dark energy caused the profit taker to fall on its back. Y/n poured dark energy into his dagger and made it a dark sword. He dashed towards the underside of the robot and was inside of the profit taker.
Y/n: time to go out with a bang!
The masked thief armed the k-bomb and left the robot. A massive explosion was released by the destroyed robot.
Eudico: now that that's done, try to hack the coolant tower.
Y/n hacked into the coolant tower and drew his dagger after more crewmen arrived.
Nef Anyo: what the? I've lost control of the coolant tower! Vox: you never had control. This property is Solaris United's Nef Anyo: i'll send in another squad to get rid of the thieving pest!
Y/n continued slashing the enemy while shooting at them.
Nef Anyo: you'll destroy Fortuna! Vox: we know that poverty is worse than death to men like you! Y/n: stop modifying and acknowledge how important their work is! I also demand some money.
The coolant tower was on the brink of shutting down.
Nef Anyo: men... J-just... Just give them what they want...! Eudico: that's all we need.
The coolant tower returned to normal.
Y/n: looks like that's the end of that.
Music stops
Y/n returned back to Fortuna to see everyone again.
Eudico: thanks to you, Solaris United is back together. We will always remember this. You're one of us now.
Eudico shook hands with the masked thief.
Eudico: and we all lift together.
Eudico led Y/n somewhere.
Thursby: hey, Zero! Y/n: Thursby? Thursby: got a new name. Legs will sell you pet moas now. Eudico: they still modified him, but he's still the same old Thursby. Thursby: stop by anytime you'd like.
The masked thief waved goodbye to the workers he saved. He was approached by a crewman with a large case.
Crewman: th-this is... For you... S-sir.
Y/n looked inside to see a lot of credits (money). He kicked the crewman in the groin.
Crewman: y-you're... W-welcome...
Y/n called the dojo on his phone.
Y/n: Umbra. The investigation is complete. I've had to save the whole worksite. Umbra: well done. Return to the dojo and we will see what happens from there.
The masked thief nodded and deployed his archwing before flying up towards the stars.
Y/n: (in head) those were some good folks i saved...
