Poetry by Ynab

Broken Eggs

wanted eggs for breakfast

i turned on the telly first

and put them in a sufuria

set the water to boil.

i think i was a little too coiled up in Oritse Femi

and Dorobucci

the eggs cracked

egg white seeped out

now my brain feels whacked

not because of the Dorobucci

but because whatever happened to my eggs

is heartaching

can't the eggs stay unbroken?

they won't be so delicious when i trya eat them

got no applebees round here

really really really need food now

but i am too lazy to inspire myself to get me breakfast.

Broken eggs

wait, they are cracked eggs.

yeah, just checking